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camberwell gypsy

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  1. Terpsichorea? Please don't use big words I don't know. It gives me a headache guy, it gives me a headache.
  2. I should imagine you could have nasty accidents on them there mountains. Easy to fall off. If you get my drift Donner
  3. No Pen. It's 'Never heard of her'. Members love it and find it very funny.
  4. IKEA is for the middle class idiots who buy their fucking meatballs and think how trendy they are and council estate idiots who think it's a step up from Argos.
  5. Be careful when you step on board. Those rubber dinghys can be fucking tricky.
  6. Apparently Amazon had to pull this because of complaints. can't think why. In America, Mexican bandit costumes have been banned so they don't upset the Mexican immigrants.
  7. "Perambulators"!! Did you step through a fucking time portal and pitch up in 1895?
  8. John Otway was nothing before Wild Willie Barret came along. And he was fuck all after as well
  9. I wouldn't. They'd only come bouncing back to you.
  10. If he hears all these horrid things being said about him he'll be spinning in his grave. Spinning right round. Like a record baby right round round round.
  11. Dun dun duuuuuun (dramatic music)
  12. Surely being against your religion is enough. I mean if I went to a Muslim bakers and asked them to bake me a bacon pie I'd get told to fuck off. There'd be no way on gods green earth that it goes to court
  13. Councillors are a waste of space. The Labour cunts visited my house over 10 times leading up to the by election despite me putting a notice up saying not to ring as I had young children sleeping. Self important arseholes the lot of them. Don't get me started on bin men either.
  14. Sounds like my cousin Esme! Probably checking the balance of all the cards she nicked* *This is a fabricated story told for amusement. Just in case some fucking idiot calls the police
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