camberwell gypsy

I don't have a blazer

My grandad hated foreigners. Particularly Italians. "Not much use in a fight" he said.

RICKEEEEEEEEEEEE!!! DO WOT? I AINT DUN NUFFINK! ALLO MA ITS ME YA SON NICK!RICKEEEEEEEEEEE! IM LEAVIN' WALFORD!!!!DUNDUNDUNDUNDUNDDDDUNDADADADADAAAAAAA! 'ALLO BRUV! 'ALLO LUV SAME AGAIN???? RICKEEEEEEEE!

She reminds me of my aunt Sadie's gravy: Unbelievably thick.

One less wanker in the world

I agree about the death penalty. Too many innocent people have been murdered by a system that is crap. I trust the police as far as I can spit.

So her cunny isnt like the tardis then?

Leave the bugger alone. I liked him

I used to know one of the female companions who had a photo done naked with one of the daleks back in the late 60s. She lives near me

Silvester McCoy needed vomiting on.

Leaking was the one of the problems

I'd hate to think if anybody has any photos of me pissed years ago.

If you look at his shorts he has WD on them. If his number is 40 then you've got a very good lubricant there

The GP himself don't get the 55 quid. It goes back into the practice

Ive got two really good cookery books by him. They're underneath two of the corner steadies keeping the caravan level

No. You spelt it the way some twats say it.

I remember rah rah skirts in the early 80's which showed a little too much. Especially flat out unconcious in gardens and kitchen floors

Romanchals to you

This is all part of the Quality and Outcomes Framework (QoF). Dementia is not the only disease/ailment that GPs get paid for. COPD, Diabetes, Depression to name but a few are all apart of this. Its an excellent idea as GP surgeries have to make targets. For example; if there are 300 patients who have Diabetes, then GPs have to get them in for their reviews. This makes sure that patients aren't neglected and keeps them falling ill and being a burden on the hospitals. As cuntspotter rightly pointed out; any patient who may have dementia (there is a test that GPs carry out) will be reffered to psyche at hospital

Ooh I like Clannad

Was there some twat sitting opposite having a conversation on his Aldis lamp!

Top up your tan? Its Britain, October and you have a tan? Even I don't have a tan in october

What decade was this Judge?

He was probably having high tea with Charters and Caldicott!