and

1 hour ago, Ape™️ said:

It’s still hard for me to come to terms with the fact he’s gone, even after all this time.

You must have loved him very dearly, I'm sorry for your loss.

1 hour ago, Ape™️ said:

She means she wishes you were dead. We all do.

When you say 'all', that is quite a misleading and arrogant assumption.

I certainly think the Corner is a more interesting and entertaining place with elc contributing to proceedings, you charmless cunt!

44 minutes ago, entitled little cunt said:

it made me squirt on the ceiling you dirty cunt .

That's impressive, even if you don't have a particularly high ceiling.🩹💦

8 hours ago, Penny Farthing said:

Yet another stabby cunts on the loose

https://news.sky.com/story/hainault-latest-stabbings-reported-as-man-with-sword-attacks-people-near-tube-station-13126112

A friend sent me this, what does it take for self-serving, cunt politicians, to stop this happening again?

https://www.theboltonnews.co.uk/news/24288866.bolton-man-already-tagged-murdered-mum-of-two/

FFS, the cunt shouldn't even have been in the country.

5 minutes ago, Frank said:

Best Panto in Town.

 

 

 

 

Star of stage, screen, and Cunts Corner!

I can see now why George Michael decided to call it a day, he couldn't handle the competition.

32 minutes ago, Ape™️ said:

I’ve found calendar I’m sure you’ll love:

 

Just think of the delights about to come out of the arse of this chap!

 

Excellent, when you and the Boys Club are having your communal wank tonight it'll come in handy to get you over the edge 😄

23 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

I’ve been peering through your windows and watching you masturbate.

You mean, you cheated on me?
I'm so disappointed, I thought you were 'the One' 😢

17 hours ago, Decimus said:

Apparently you topped the leaderboard for the first time in seven years recently, is this true?

Jealous much?

You'll be scrabbling to get there ASAP, once your sorry little ego kicks-in.

3 hours ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said:

Yawn. 

Have you ever thought about spell checking this piece of shit nomination? I mean, it'll still be a piece of shit but at least it'll be readable. 

We can't all get @Wolfie to write our posts for us.

15 hours ago, ChildeHarold said:

This is better than Big Daddy v Giant Haystacks

Yeah, cheap, and nasty entertainment for couch potatoes. 

There's still some deluded morons alive who think that shite was fuckin' for real. Lol

16 hours ago, ChildeHarold said:

Have you heard of the new crime of online "sextortion"?  Calm it down (or get a room - a kennel by the sound of it) 

No, I haven't.

Have you just invented it?

The shameful deviancy between @Wolfie and @Old Chap Raasclaat ought to be exposed to the world, we cannot risk having those cunts breeding, the world's in a big enough mess as it is.

15 hours ago, Penny Farthing said:

And now a lovely couple from NORWICH have got engaged

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-norfolk-68920380

So that's the reason @Decimus is back pedalling his brand of bilious drivel?

Canada, my arse!

1 hour ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said:

When are you going to have that Gay, scat loving porn star as your avatar again? Lol. 

Probably on the same day that you stop sucking Poodle shit off @Wolfie's cock.

Lol Lol Lol

41 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

That’s worrying. I probably smoke too much ganja, and I have never stabbed anybody. But have technically been stabbed twice myself.
 I’m doing it all wrong.

Are you black?

2 minutes ago, Frank said:

I could’ve quite easily come over and strangled the entire Ape family. 

You'll probably regret being so indolent, one day...

25 minutes ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said:

Most normal people spend Sundays with their partner, family or friends. You however decide to wander (get the tube more like) from north London to Savile Row on a Sunday, on your own, to stand and stare into a shop. Your narcissistic personality then makes you decide to alert the entire board to your pathetic existence by posting a weird picture.

You Jawa looking bellend. Lol.

 

Well, there you have it, even a thick cunt like you should've realised by now what you're dealing with.

On 27/04/2024 at 21:41, Eric Cuntman said:

I don’t really fancy it with those strips of sellotape holding the letters in place.

Strips of Sellotape never caused a problem for Neil...😉

22 hours ago, entitled little cunt said:

Who's flue are you talking about? .I hope its not mine. I'm vegetarian. 

They do vegetarian sausage now, you know!

18 hours ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said:

Hello, ProfB... Is your mate 'Big Kazza' still taking it up the arse?

Don't be greedy, has @Wolfie stopped acquiescing your perverted requests?

17 hours ago, ChildeHarold said:

Mike Read said he enjoyed a lot of children's tv programmes but drew the line at Larry the Lamb.  I don’t. 

Which 'Mike Read'?

17 hours ago, Penny Farthing said:

Sexual activity means sperm fertilising eggs. not sticking dicks into fat gobs or back passages.

@Wolfie would disagree.

17 hours ago, entitled little cunt said:

No not at all.I think you're mentally ill.

 

Correct, too much Ganja tends to cause those sort of problems, that's always the excuse when they go on a stabbing spree. 🐵🔪

17 hours ago, Penny Farthing said:

I have mixed feeling here as I do like both @Frank and @Ape™️, it would be nice if you were both friends.

How queer, one's a closet intellectual, the other one's just closeted.

(I'll leave it to you to judge which is which)

52 minutes ago, Wolfie said:

What's the name of the latest 6"4 Milanese hunk to join the team, Frank?

https://www.ozwaldboateng.co.uk/bespoke-consultation

Or is Ozwald himself conducting your 'bespoke consultation'?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ozwald_Boateng

Windrush has a lot to answer for, and so do you, you foul beast.