@Wolfie if you persist in mentioning dogs and scat in your posts, people will begin to wonder if you're some sort of deviant, Poodle poking pervert.
I can tell them quite categorically, you definitely are, and you don't even appear to be ashamed to let everyone know you are.
Who's steering the boat?
It certainly won't be the Captain or his crew.
(out of interest, does anybody know how many female officers there are in charge of a ship?)
Any woman worth her salt would realise I'm in need of a decent meal, and set to making a feast worth savouring.
That's what they were put on this fuckin' planet for!
Not me.
I think you're a greatly misunderstood, even-tempered, salt-of-the-earth type, with incredible insight on the problems we are facing in British society today.
You would probably be better employed standing for parliament.
I'd certainly vote for you.
Since the injections, I've noticed a startling side effect, my cock got bigger and harder than ever before, problem is, it only lasts about a minute.
Ah well, swings and roundabouts...
'When I asked the now-psychic where the £2,000 actually came from, he said it was payment for a modelling job he had been offered.'
He got it from sucking-off some Arab Prince around the back of Harrods, that would be closer to the truth.