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I happen not to agree with it, Dingo, but so can Northern Ireland and Wales. However, if it doesn't affect us, I don't believe it's any of our concern.

Well, that's true, Miss P. Salmond claims Scotland will use the pound and fast-track into the EU. If we use the pound, it won't be in a currency union, which will mean that overall fiscal control comes out of London. As far from independence as you could get. His claim about joining the EU is farcical. Notwithstanding Juncker's proclamation of "no new applications for five years", Scotland would need the agreement of ALL 28 current members. Does the Salmond cunt really think the rUK will agree, after he plans to fuck off away from our share of national debt, take all the oil revenue, (curious to note that his claim of 90% of the oil geographically is in Scottish waters, not so good for him though, the fact that 60% of that is in Shetland's waters, who are opposed to independence and have less trust in Holyrood than the rest of Scotland put together and would almost certainly opt out) and decommission the nukes at Faslane? He'll fucking destroy Scotland if he gets half the chance. Thank fuck the majority of Scotland don't trust the fat wanker. Scots don't hate the English, it's the nationalists who do. I just hate the french.

What they should do is hold a general election to see who Scotland would want leading them and who to hand over the reins of power to if we were fucking stupid enough to secede. It would have the Salmond bastard and his cronies screaming blue fucking murder. His recent propaganda war over the NHS is reason enough to shoot the fat bastard for trying to turn Scotland into a totalitarian state. The most recent assertion being that the NHS in Scotland is vulnerable to health policy decisions made in Westminster. The truth is of course that for decades, the NHS in Scotland has been run from Scotland by Scots, first through the Home & Health Department and now as a fully devolved service under the direct control and responsibility of the Scottish Government. The truth is therefore that no decision made in Westminster can impact on the NHS in Scotland. Also the claim that structural reforms of the NHS in the rest of UK can reduce the block grant available in Scotland, e.g., if parts of the NHS in England and Wales are privatised, the cash available (calculated by the Barnett Formula) would go down. The actual truth of this story is that even in the highly unlikely event of most or all of NHS treatment in England and Wales being privatised, it would still be paid for by the taxpayer. The truth is that the bill for the NHS would not go down and so neither would the proportion allocated to Scotland. This, combined with the fact that Audit Scotland recently discovered that the Scottish Government themselves have spent in excess of £222 million in the last three years on private health firms providing care for patients is kind of at loggerheads with the proclamation that it's all Westminster's fault. When I come to power, I'm going to hang Salmond, then set the fat, useless, lying cunt on fire.

I'd deport the french. And maybe Belgium.

I think the thick cunt would prove to be excellent crossbow target-practice.

I think that's a bit unfair of your uncle, Bronski. May I suggest you get your dad to shake himself out of his Nam flashback, pull up his fatigues, tuck his cock back between his thighs and roundhouse his brother's motherfuckin ass. I'd have drawn the sister forcing Rainbow Skittles up the bloke's Japseye with her tongue and her left fist parked up his shitter. By the way, Bishop to Knight 2, checkmate.

I thought I might surprise her.

There's fucking no chance we're going to vote YES. Scotland just doesn't trust the nationalists. They're a shower of incompetent cunts.

This fucking moron is an SNP MSP representing Hamilton, Larkhall and Stonehouse. Recently, in a thick-as-absolute-fuck attempt to show the majority how clever she is, she tweeted a picture of a Gibraltar £20 note, along with the statement, I quote " £20 Gibraltar Sterling. a fine example of an independent country using the pound. No more scaremongers". I emailed the cunt and pointed out to her that Gibraltar is actually a British Overseas Territory, a country under the jurisdiction and sovereignty of the United Kingdom and therefore perfectly capable of using the pound in a currency union with the Bank of England as a lender of last resort, whereas an independent Scotland obviously wouldn't be and could she please return an email confirming her position on such. Thick cunt took it off Twatter almost immediately, but still hasn't replied. I think it might have been where I asked her if she had Down Syndrome. Thick fat cunt.

Adders. Can you please, for the fucking love of god, revive dirty cupboards and email me the thread pictures..just for my archive, naturally.

I don't suppose there's any point in giving any of you poverty-stricken cunts a guided tour of my Q5. Needless to say, all people driving BMWs and Mercedes are bastard peasants, homosexuals, or crack-dealers, but mainly homosexuals. We don't indicate, because we don't have to. You Focus and Peugeot-driving scum have to give way to us, because that's just the way it is. Take comfort in the fact that you're several rungs up from the Harley "rider".

Well, yes, she was a bit of a cunt. But her biggest ally during the miners' strike was the folly and blinkered obstinacy of a certain Arthur Scargill. The trigger for the strike was the NCB's alleged plan to close down Cortonwood mine..except there was no such plan. Scargill's pathological aversion to inconvenient fact, his intransigence and the lack of any colleagues, or in the TUC, or Kinnock to actually stand up to him, led to the utter defeat of the miners. He was also the author of not only the destruction of the miners' union, but of trades' unionism in general in Britain. Just as big a cunt as Thatcher ever was.

I kind of liked some of King Crimson stuff. There's no denying that Fripp's a good guitarist, but equally no denying his Telytubby wife's a completely talentless cunt.

I couldn't work out what was actually fucking wrong with that toilet in the picture at first. Then it struck me. It has no lid and there's no graffiti.

Yeah. Could pluck a few banjo-strings at Elm Guest House too, by all accounts. Did a good rendition of Knees up Mother Brown ( fancy a cruise on Morning Cloud?). I might have made that subtitle up, maybe not. Sir Alec Douglas-Home was a cunt.

It's dogging verbiage. It's for when you get to the vinegar strokes at the passenger window, there's a complimentary Hungarian Komondor for you to wipe your cock on.

Yeah, a nice Trophy single carb 650, or an old Bonneville.That's a proper man's bike.

So it was. I liked the bit when Thumper showed him how to skate.

I think it'd be fairer if Miss P and Mrs R just send me and Drew some laminated tribute photos and we'll try and sort out all the upheaval at this end.

Didn't this cunt kill his family with a shotgun?

For fuck's sake, Bronski. You need to get a real woman to wrap her thighs around your neck; and no, I don't mean your fucking mum.

So, I come back home from an arduous and prolonged appointment to be met by my mail. Having sent off for a free trial barbecue marinade before it hits the shelves and an updated tool catalogue, this is what met me at my door. My bellend of a postman must think I'm some sort of sexual deviant. Who the fuck prints Meat Lust on a fucking envelope apart from porn shops on the Portobello Road? Fucking bastard cunts.

That's not special forces training, it's special needs training.