Decimus

A few points for forum "expert" @Dyslexic cnut If you knew the site, you'd realise that it is far from a closed shop. There's an inevitable period where a new cunt will get a kicking and one of two things will happen. They'll either prove their worth by rising to it and producing quality posts and nominations, or they'll cry until the early hours of the morning about the big boys being beastly and how it's all so unfair. Your hero Eric was in the former camp, as was King Billy, myself and most of the others on here who can string a sentence together. You're firmly in the latter camp, a complete faggot totally Ill suited to the nature of this forum. You're so bewilderingly confident of your own talents that you appear to believe the only reason that you never appear on the Leaderboard is because the big boys refuse to recognise and reward your genius. It's never occurred to you that it could be more to do with the fact that your posts are mainly beige, mundane and devoid of any insight or humour. Your frantic performance last night, sat up until the early hours rattling and displaying your crippling insecurity and neediness will never be forgotten. I'd say that you were finished on here, but you never really got started, did you?

What a pair of whingeing, crybaby cunts. First they shoot off PMs pleading with people to be nice, and now little rattled DC has been up until three in the morning crying about bullying, even though he allegedly knows that it is all a game. As you say, priceless.

Says the man who when he first logged on this afternoon quoted me three times in short succession without reply, because he was so rattled he couldn't get it all out in one attempt.

Why do you continue to try and curry favour with Eric after he's quite rightly exposed you for the snivelling fucking weasel that you are? Do you think you can come to some sort of truce and he'll take you under his wing and protect you from the other big boys? He fucking despises you, you stupid fucking cunt.

Yawn. You did this several festive years ago, minus the masks.

I told you earlier to fuck off and not show your face on this thread again until you'd rediscovered your killer instinct. I'd have accepted evidence of your return to full power if you would have dealt the coup de grâce to either Johnny or DC. As it goes, all you've achieved is more of the same shit you've been flogging for the last half a decade. Pretentious references to French culture and cuisine, and a piss poor and mistimed attempt to cause shit hours after the main event. Fuck me, you are absolutely fucking awful.

By 2045 at this rate. I'm enjoying our daily chats where you come up with ever more desperate excuses as to why you can't or won't provide your evidence. It makes it extra special for me knowing that you're completely oblivious to the fact that each day you weasel out of it makes you look even more of a boo-hoo, DC suckling, bullshitting fucking idiot.

Probably incredulity, considering since March this year football stadiums have been empty on the whole. You fucking idiot.

What are your thoughts on MacGowan, P? There's a new documentary out at the moment produced by wife beater Johnny Depp that proclaims him to be the saviour of traditional Irish music. Fan?

To animal control? Lololol.

Your mum. Lol.

Eric is eagerly anticipating your PM begging him to show a heart and make it snow for @Dyslexic cnut this Christmas time. It has to be said, you and DC are a right pair of fucking queer cunts.

He's having a ducky, up the arse.

I can remember it like it was yesterday, my first ever "I like you Decimus..a lot". This is a special moment for DC, and you'll probably receive a PM with the word mate dropped in half a dozen times by the end of play today. Ignoring all that shit, my question is this: Off the top of your head, has anyone ever fallen for it?

You wouldn't be the first cunt on here, and you certainly won't be the last, who feels that the only reason they are getting shit from all and sundry is because I have somehow managed to manipulate other members into attacking them. If I was capable of the superhuman feats of manipulation I'm accused of, I'd certainly not waste my talents getting complete strangers on here to do my bidding. The fact is you've brought this on yourself by having the arrogance and temerity to think that you're some kind of Henry Kissinger type cunt qualified to give your betters advice on their "conduct", despite you freely accepting that it's all a game. Now, apologise to everyone for your hubris and tuck your tail back between your legs.

Indeed, this was how I rumbled and immediately grassed him when he created the multi "Pierre" during one of his lengthy bans.

Keep your fucking beak out of this, Harold, it doesn't concern you.

You used to have a nose for this sort of thing, yet here you are, late to the party and making all the wrong noises. Fuck off and try again later

Mate, mate, mate! Pull your tongue out of his arsehole, your desperation is absolutely sickening. As for showing Johnny how to edit and change a post, it's hardly some trade secret known to me alone and used for my own personal and nefarious purposes, it's a common function on most forums. Only a complete fucking idiot wouldn't know how to do it, which was the whole point. As for doing it on here, you obviously missed the part where I said that any edit, even a hidden one, can still be seen by the mods. You know absolutely fuck all if you think that Roops would ever let me get away with it, not with our history of animosity. Now that has been explained to you in simple terms, I'd like to reiterate that you are deflecting away from the issue, which is that you took it on yourself to send a grovelling PM request for a Johnny Christmas Armistice as requested by a battered Saucepants. You have now been exposed for the weasel you are by Eric, who fucking despises you as much as Stubby, Trucking, Ape, Eddie, Major Cunt and myself do. Mate indeed. Apologise to the board and move on.

Johnny thought he would entertain us all by copying and pasting a nomination he made on another site about Hull. Not quite sure how he thought he'd get away with it, as it was word for word the same nomination that I made on here in 2016, but I suspect it's because he's thick as fucking shit. Johnny was then asked to provide a link and refused, claiming bizarrely that we might hound one of his gay mates off of Facebook. It was then suggested to him to provide a screenshot instead, at which point he further confirmed his idiocy by revealing he doesn't know how to do it. Roop's then provided him with an idiots guide on how it's done, but he still hasn't shown any evidence, saying he was busy fishing/sailing etc. It's now transpired that Pete/Dyslexic Cnut PMd Eric on Johnny's behalf asking us all to stop being so beastly to Johnny. All in all, Johnny and DC have both signed their own death sentences.

Johnny doesn't know what's about to hit him, I'll copy you into the PM thread where all his begging messages to DC have been revealed...

Is that when you work out how to follow the simple instructions I gave you on how to doctor old posts on a different forum? You're being optimistic with tomorrow as the big day, I imagine it will take you until at least February to work it out as you've only just mastered cut and paste at the grand age of 60. I note in your PMs that you said you found me in particular to be quite threatening and you wish that I'd leave you alone. Why didn't you just ask me directly instead of pissing your pants and running to DC? I'm not a monster, I'd have gone easy on you if you asked. Another thing that puzzles me, why did you go to DC of all people? You say in it he's the only one who has shown you any kindness since you arrived, but I'm sure that's not true. You make me fucking sick.

I'll send them all in good time, Johnny, stand by.

I've seen the PMs, you grovelling little toad, and they're sickenkng. "Please, DC, all I want to do is use the site for what it is intended for, can you have a word? " Fight your own battles, you little Renfield cunt.

"Please make the big boys stop bullying me, DC, Johnny sad 😢" You fucking weasel.