Decimus

You've displayed some absolutely fucking disgusting fawning and simpering behaviour toward the Jews on here in recent days. You claim to be an English gentleman, and state that your golf club has a strict entrance policy. However, unlike most members of the upper classes, it seems that you'd be more than happy to play a round with penny pinching, nasally little desert refugees and have no shame in admitting it. You're no catholic, you're a disgusting crypto-Jew Marrano cunt. Fuck off.

Welcome, brother.

I had no idea who this abomination was until I typed his name into google. My levels of disgust doubled when it soon became apparent that you made this nom after watching Celebrity Big Brother. What have you got to say for yourself?

I always thought that old Willie would be dead to you following his disgraceful independence views.

You're summoning up some disgusting Field of Dreams type images here, Eric. I can imagine the skeletal little faggot stood alone on some French beach planning his next big Corner move, whispering over and over "If I post it, they will like", his Costner wig shoved up his fucking arse.

This past week you have had the perfect window of opportunity to prove to the plebs that you're still relevant. With me out the way, all you had to do was out compete Wizz, Stubby and Eavens to get a position on the leaderboard and mount a challenge to overtake Eric. You didn't even come close. Look at those three names again. Wizz, Stubby and Eavens. Now tell me that you've still got it. Pack your bags and fuck off, you're finished here.

I'd say that I spend no more time on here than your good self or a core group of ten or more others, our respective post counts aside, you're invariably logged on whenever I appear. As for the other matter, I'm afraid that if you're looking to add my scalp to Monumental's, you're going to be sorely disappointed. Beyond this post, I'm not going to respond to anything else on the subject when I have no chance of proving it short of posting a video of me trapsing around some desolate foreign shit hole calling out the username of a member of a niche website. I'm fine with you not believing me.

Now don't get me wrong, this all sounds very plausible to me when you put it like that. But hypothetically speaking, do you think that if I was making the whole thing up for whatever obscure reason, I would have factored all of this in to my subsequent fictitious return and posted a day or more after? I may bullshit for England, but I'm far from stupid. All I'll say is I went and I came back, whether it was an all inclusive package as stated, custom, business, pleasure, personal or otherwise, I'll leave up to the fevered imaginations of Frank and anyone else who is interested.

There was nothing wrong with Proper's previous detection technology...P.

He's a tour rep for Thomas Cook. Imagine taking your kids on holiday and dropping them off at the children's club, only to be faced with that suspect looking cunt plucking baa baa black sheep on his guitar. I'd certainly want to know if he'd undergone a full DBS check.

You've had your explanation, don't expect me to Alf out on you just because you're incapable of counting to seven.

Stay out of this, Tim, you look like a fucking tramp and undoubtedly stink to high heaven. Go back to whatever idiots guide to Lepidopeterology you were stumbling through this morning before you tried to play with the adults.

I wouldn't breathe just yet...

I know I did. Can you remember when I was bright eyed and 29 with dreams of my very own clipboard?

Here he is, the Thomas Cook tour rep! I'm no detective, but putting two and two together, your detailed and studious knowledge of the UK holiday industry, coupled with your frequent trips over the channel, heavily indicates you run a kids club in France for some low end tour operator. Either do a video or fuck off.

Yes, exactly that.

Let's assume that you know anything about European holidays post the 1996 Lunn Poly era.

Shhhh

You're self-aware enough to realise that the kokoretsi quote was an homage to the absolutely awful fucking shit you knocked out during your 2014 Greek boat days. As for Friday to Friday being six days, I'd suggest that you consult your shit-stained little faggot fingers and work out 1+1 before attempting to move on to bigger things.

If you remember, I actually said I was about to jet off, as in about to fly, meaning my arrival back on the board was within acceptable alf parameters. Needless to say the whole thing was a lie, I've spent the past week just outside of Toulouse. Idiot.

Disgusting and hypocritical antics from Bill here, Sean. Any grammatical error his limited intelligence is capable of perceiving is immediately pounced upon. However, no allowance is made for his own mediocre talents when it comes to the English language. Much like he created Bowballs and gave himself ten likes a day, he now slanders me in a similar hypocritical manner as my name has been mentioned in the same breath as John Bull. @William T.D. Stickers retract your shit or I'm coming for you.

I imagine that the only certificate you've got is the one from your local constabulary which stipulates which parishes you are allowed to enter unsupervised.

You seem to have the measure of the man, Sean. Ordinarily I'd join young William in his campaign to utterly destroy you. Ultimately, he'd flounder for five or six posts, and I'd come in and give you the killer blow. However, following his filthy fucking slander on another thread, I'm willing to nail my flag to your mast. Should he engage you in further discourse, know that I am here to step in to deal with the worm accordingly. Don't misunderstand me, I still think that you are utterly fucking shit in every way, but at this point in time I want Bill dead more than I do you.

Are you one of the five I created at that karaoke bar on Mykonos last Saturday? You certainly seem shit enough.