Decimus

The easiest way to debunk Powell is to open your eyes and to take a look around you. If you have the audacity to claim that what he prophesied has come true, I invite you to prove it. Not with hearsay, rumour, or small town griping, but with cold hard facts. I'll start you off. Your poster boy claimed we would follow the example of our transatlantic cousins. Britain remains over 92% white compared to 62% of the United States. What do you have to say about that? Apart from: "Quisling, Snowflake, Steve Bannon, Breitbart, Sir Nige, Bojo, SJW, The Donald" Fucking idiot.

Family, friends, acquaintances, neighbours, work colleagues, none of them would shed a tear. But this place would be finished without me, so mind your fucking tongue, boy.

Picture the scene, I've got three days off of work. I'm sat on my sofa in black Tesco boxer shorts and a tight fitting Burtons menswear T-shirt that I purchased twelve years ago at university and which is now two sizes too small. The sink is full of saucepans, the dog shat on the living room carpet four hours ago, and I'm surrounded by knawed chicken bones, two empty wine bottles, and a crumpled packet of Mayfair. I've got The Blues Brothers on Netflix and Mrs. D and the children will be home imminently. I don't want them to see my like this, but I've lost all self respect and the will to live. Suggestions?

So Donald Trump is rolling up to Porridgeville on the 13th July as part of his visit to the UK. In between grabbing jock, fried Mars bar filled pussy and making a total cunt out of himself, he'll also be playing a few rounds of golf. Subsequently, the proud, independent minded Scots government has gone cap in hand to the UK treasury, who have now agreed to pay the bill for the policing costs that his 18 hole excursion will cost. Yet another example of the tight fisted, woad-painted cunts hypocritically biting the hand that feeds them whilst simultaneously cadging a few million quid. The sooner they fuck off and foot their own bills, the better.

It comes as no surprise that he chose to quote Reagan, even if unwittingly. I imagine that the mad old cunt is right up there on CGAS's list of right-wing wank material. I bet he tugs his maggot over his Ronnie posters whilst screaming Quisling at his Prince Harry action man toy.

Let 's boogie, Oscar. @Quincy Cockfingers that goes for you too, you peeking cunt.

Papers please, Stubby, you thick fuck.

So you've been to Australia then, Stubby? Coupled with the established fact that you have a creepy, almost sinister obsession with animals, I'm beginning to suspect that you are solely responsible for the horrific rates of chlamydia infections within the Australian Koala Bear population.

You incessantly moan and bitch about being hard done by, oppressed by an elite that despises you and has no place for your demographic in society. Almost every post you make, regardless of the original topic, meanders off into a "poor me" rant about how the government/gays/muslims/EU ruins your miserable existence.You are the very definition of an easily offended, woe is me snowflake. Man up, you're a fucking disgrace.

For someone who claims to hate the allegedly easily offended "Snowflake" generation, you're not half touchy yourself. Time to crawl back into your safe space, you've been well and truly.... TRIGGERED.

Despite being ripped for using alt-right watchwords, you continue to proliferate your posts with them. You used to be capable of original thought, but now you're just a slightly less bent version of Milo Yiannopolous. Never has the question "Do you want to suck my dick, Judge?" been more apt.

Faaaaack orfffff.

They should give it to Owen Jones, just so Judge has a fatal coronary event.

Sterling and Alli should be flogged and then fucking shot.

In his defence, it was an absolutely fucking cracking nomination. As for Reptile's original point, I think the colonials have got it spot on. I've yet to come across another race of people as obsessed with moaning about the weather as the English. I'd love to find out what the optimum meteorological conditions are in the opinion of the average Englishman. It seems like any deviation from grey and slightly nippy results in a national outpouring of absolute fucking outrage and panic. With the coverage in the media, you'd be forgiven for thinking that Southern England had been transformed into drought afflicted early 90's Somalia overnight.

SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIOR, VIRTUE SIGNALLER, FAKE NEWS, SIR NIGE. The Right certainly is making a total cunt out of itself these days.

Yet again your appalling record with the English language provides unintentional entertainment. This play on words would have been mildly amusing if it was intentional and not a result of moderate brain damage. You stupid fucking Mooron lol.

Is this an excerpt from Stubby's papers, or a joint press release from Phileas Fender and his Canadian boyfriend?

I only smoke the finest handmade Cuban cigars on my breaks, and the smoking "shelter" is actually a palace made out of Gold and Cotswold stone. Also, it has been proven that smoking increases your lifespan and helps to promote a healthy cardiovascular system. Did I mention that I was in the SAS and have the finest erections known to Mankind?

He really is. It speaks volumes about this idiot's cunting abilities when I genuinely think that the ProfB era seems like The Corner's salad days in comparison to the recent MC epoch.

He's not been seen in a while, unfortunately. He's been replaced by this genuinely sinister chap:

Yeah that was peak Marigold time. I'm not sure whether his notoriety was down to the fact that he was as mad as a raped child's father, or because at that point in time he was the only nig-nog in Norfolk.

Not one's written on Rizla papers, so MC is going to have to adjust his plans.

So let me get this straight. You'll be taking a picture of someone else's house, and of a car that may or may not be yours, plus a wage slip that won't include your name so in no way can be verified as belonging to you? No, MC. That will not fucking do.

Show me your fucking house.