Decimus
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You've developed the laconic put down into an art form, Londo. -
Spot, it sounds like Frank has been upto his old tricks again. Just know there are people you can talk to you about it in a safe environment. I have a bear called Sammy who can help. If you point on his body where Frank touched you I will make the necessary calls.
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That fucking sly cunt Bricktop is online again. Brickers, giz a wave. Brickers, Brickers giz a wave.
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God bless you Delboy my son x I only hope Frank see's the error of his ways and updates his material. The standard of it recently has plunged to the levels of The Dandy and The Beezer.
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Frank was the yin to Vajazzle's yang. Now the doodling dickhead has fucked off to the clip art gallery in the sky, Frank is a Chas without a Dave. In other words fucking pointless. Get a new repertoire Franklin, you're wearing thinner than Broney's wank glove and your material is just as old as the vile man juice stains that are encrusted on it. Failing that, I'll make you a solemn promise that you'll find paradise by the dashboard light of your state funded disabled car. All you need to do is attach a hose to the exhaust, feed it through the window and suck in the air harder than you do the cock at your local public toilet glory hole.
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Were you going to say anything else after this? It's just that you didn't use a full stop. I thought you'd like to know, what with you being a fully fledged member of the grammar and punctuation police these days. As I said before, up your fucking game you tedious cunt.
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Not a Brazil nut I hope. We don't like foreigners in these parts.
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Kinky fuck, what's wrong with putting it in a good old fashioned fanny?
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You obviously aren't the proud owner of a time machine.
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Vajazzle and Prof in the slammer at the same time, can you imagine it. He'll be doodling tedious diagrams using his own excrement and Prof will be regaling him non stop with tales of limited edition crumpets. If the ministry of justice ever needs a deterrent for crime than this is it. I'd rather Frank lived a happy life until 90 than be locked away with these two fucking simpletons.
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Would you believe me if I told you that this was a new word, created specifically to describe your epic level of cuntitude as no other in the English lexicon does it justice?
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I assume it's female. I have a vague memory of Prof mentioning 5,436 times that "Yazz" drew it a pink spade.
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For Twenty five long minutes and thirty two seconds I have been without her. Show her some mercy.
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I always forget that the Belgians committed atrocities in the Congo. They're so boring normally.
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Ah Yazz and Prof, like a really shit Bonnie and Clyde.
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I take it we have yet to adopt the three strikes and you're out policy yet Spotters old bean?
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I hear Max Mosley is on a plane over there as we speak.
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We don't have the death penalty, but we do have Rhyl. The threat of habitating it should be more than enough to deter even the most heinous of criminals.
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Has Prof been a cunt again? I missed the pre-modified post sadly.
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God bless you Delboy my son. I fear for your soul however, being on a thread that has been posted on by that turd burgling homosexualist Punkape. You're too good and pure of heart to be tainted by the bollocks that flows out of his gob.
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A library? A shelf with the Hungry Caterpillar and Spot the Dog on does NOT constitute a library.
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Napkins have one redeeming feature, they are a more feasible tool for punk to use to hang himself than a serviette.
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You should take a leaf out of Brick top's book and say fuck all, regardless of language.
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Punkers, I sometimes wonder what it is that you are trying to achieve with the yarns you spin. Do you want us to all be consumed with jealousy and admiration, and to wish upon a star that we could be you? Well today is your lucky day. I wish I was you, more than anything in the whole wide world. I want your life and I want to be you, and I want it now.... And if this miracle is granted to me I promise to treat your body with the respect it deserves, by throwing it off of a motorway bridge into oncoming traffic, you fucking miserable, disgusting cunt.
