Decimus

An untermensch.

Point one Islamophobia: Most of your posts are about Muslims. Point two: Allegedly you are from London, so you could be any mongrel ethnicity. Point three: Are you a Jew, yes or no? It doesn't matter Schlomo, let's just have it out of you.

Your Islamophobia and reaction to Rats politics, along with this pitiful insult marks you down as a philo-Semite. Or are you actually a genuine Hasidic Jew? You claim to be from London so its entirely possible. Nothing wrong with that, let's just have a bit of honesty from you.

"I wish to god I remembered to pack the preparation H" Napoleon before the battle of Waterloo.

Werewolves? Agreed. The beast of Gevaudan was an absolute cunt. Although my hat goes off to anything that has the constitution to stomach the heavily garlic marinated corpse of a Frenchie.

Same here DrCunt. Although I did see in the paper some cunt with a rectangular piece of cardboard attached from his head to his toes with a hole cut through for his face. Apparently it was supposed to be Oscar Pistorius' bathroom door. 10/10 for inventiveness on a limited budget.

I have to say, I quite like a disabled toilet and often treat myself to a dump in one on special occasions. The legroom is endless, which is quite ironic when you think about it.

And there he is lurking in the shadows. Isn't it past your bed time pappoo?

sorry about that Kenny, no offence meant to anyone bar Frank. Cunt gets my goat.

Been nice talking to you Frank, try harder next time. Sweet dreams boubalina.

I didn't realise you'd had sex in order to have experienced that problem. Life is full of little miracles.

I won't sleep tonight. Let's hope you do. And never wake up.

Don't mind Frank, he's grumpy cos he's hungry. He lost a few of his lunchtime Tseftelia up his arse in a solo sex game gone wrong. Next time try auto asphyxiation you cunt Frank.

Oh and p.s. pile of shit.

And you said you liked me. Have you changed your mind because I haven't got a wet nose and bright eyes?

Jeremy Beadle. "Watch out,Beadle's about" always sounded more like a sinister warning than a TV programme.

Apparently the lethal injection cocktail they use in America for death row inmates is not as good as it used to be either Keith. Instead of being a humane execution method, it is now more likely to cause a slow, agonising and undignified death. Try it sometime.

I can understand your parents decision there.

Good to see you reaping the benefits of a no doubt top notch education.

Every time I hear this throwaway phrase uttered by some sycophantic cunt on the box I can feel my blood pressure raise. Usually used in conjunction with either Cheryl "caterwauling frog diddling" Cole, Stephen "anal fissure" Fry or James "mines a quadruple decker beef, egg and sausage sarnie" Corden. The basic rule of thumb is: National treasure= Over exposed, talentless bollock boil.

That's bacterial vaginosis for you.

The silence of the lambs.

I heard you were more miniscule to non-existant.