Decimus

Don't blame Bill for the fact that you're a completely forgettable non-entity. I struggle to remember anything about you, beside having a vague notion that I want you dead.

I remember the time when Snatch, without a hint of irony, declared the whale to be above the shark as the most efficient fish predator in the ocean. And now a direct quote from another absolute fucking idiot: "I know the human being and fish can coexist peacefully." George W. Bush

I can almost hear Snatch turning in his paupers grave as MC takes his place as the thickest cunt to ever post on this site. Astonishing scenes.

Thankfully, Norfolk has never had a high Jewish population, even prior to their medieval expulsion by Edward I. There's no Jewry in Norwich, and I'm fucking glad about it. Heil Ratler.

I'm current reading Fatherland by Robert Harris. What could have been, if only.

DONT LIKE IT YOU KNOW WERE THE FUCKIN DOOR IS RULE BRITANYA

Do you want to suck my dick, Monumental Cunt?

You don't do humour, do you, Judge?

And it isn't even Drewsday. Fuck.

She's an absolute fucking disgrace. I've been on record as saying that I'd like to nominate her on here, but I don't think my vitriol, as fervent as it is, would do justice in demeaning this vile, fat, misandrist pig. She's up there with that fucking whore Roxanne Pallet on my list of women who should be lynched for crimes against the male population. I sincerely hope that one day soon she will similarly hang herself with her own sexist propaganda. Until then, I take solace in the fact that it's still enough of a mans world to ensure that the ugly fucking sow will never taste genuine power or influence.

I'd like to drag Eni Aluko through the streets of an openly hostile Ukip voting town by rusty hooks impaled through her big baboon nipples. Any condemnation by Lineker on twitter would result in me travelling to New Orleans to obtain a voodoo spell which would curse his son with leukaemia again.

Virgin.

You are absolutely fucking shit in every conceivable way. Wheesht.

Six posts in 33 minutes. Desist at once, you out of control fucking spastic.

Agreed. It's produced some of the best drama and comedies in the history of television.

Did that fucking pig Jess Phillips have anything to do with this? Stella Creasey aside, I can detect her trotters all over this.

I think they've got an agenda when it comes to gender and identity politics, that's undeniable. But I don't consider them to be overly biased toward one political party or another as is often claimed

The BBC have nothing in the bias stakes when compared to sections of the privately owned media. The next time Neil shakes his quivering fat paw in rage at Andrew Marr or MC gobs half a can of spesh at his black and white portable during The One Show, I'd like to remind them both of two words: Rupert Murdoch.

Proper, let go of the past. Since I was placed in special correctional measures for eight months last year, I've been the model of restraint. Besides, I quite like Mrs. Roops these days. She single handedly destroyed Ding in one thread, as far as I'm concerned she's a hero and saint.

About fucking time.

I remember this. It was absolute bollocks, and any paedo worth their salt knew it. At this stage, all the police can do is issue statements to act as a deterrent. The problem is absolutely huge, and the current UK legal system isn't equipped to deal with it. If they were to arrest and convict everyone estimated to be involved, it would double the prison population overnight. Unless there's more government funding, I'm afraid that thousands of online nonces will continue to fly under the radar, some of whom will eventually graduate to abusing a child for real. Of course, this suits our government, as half of all MPs throughout history have been partial to a bit of boy buggering.

I dare you to say that to Bawsey's face.

If this was anyone else, I could quite easily believe that the post was made in jest with an attempt at satire. As it's you though, I can imagine you're genuinely enraged. With your fourth can of diamond white shoved down your fat fucking gullet, I can picture you sat there absolutely seething. Pointing your nicotine stained index finger in the general direction of Brussels, screaming that they can shove their straight bananas up their now perma-tanned arses. You utter fucking cretin.

It wouldn't be the first girl in India to have a horde of stinking brown blokes fighting to cling on to her. A theme that I'm sure would have been covered extensively in Quincy's abortive "Rape!" nomination.

Fucking rubbish.