Decimus

It was Prince of Wales Road. If you're going to get the grandslam of pig and a dog in one evening, it's going to be there.

It's the talk of the town at work, anyone would think it was the road to Damascus the way it's being waxed lyrical about. Personally, I think that any transport link that makes it easier (or apparently not) for the pig fucking inbreds from Dereham to reach Norwich, shouldn't receive any publicity, lest anymore of the stupid cunts become aware of it.

A man has been arrested on a busy street in Norwich today and charged under Section 155 of the Highways Act, specifically "having a pig untethered and loose on a public highway". I can confirm the whereabouts of Mrs. D today. Neil and Drew, can you do the same for your respective other halves? Lol Fuck off. https://www.bbc.com/news/amp/uk-england-norfolk-45130907

Stubby, are you OK bby?

Spunk.

At least you're standing out from the crowd by rigidly sticking to being a humourless fucking cunt.

That I hope to God you don't take your top off in the street, you disgusting fat slob.

The only words you wrote that I believe. Massively contrived pile of shit.

I don't know why you're so hostile to the notion. The cunt is almost an octogenarian, a bungalow is almost certainly guaranteed to be a heavy point of reference in the new series.

Forgive me if I don't accept the critique of a man whose idea of an evening's entertainment is to sit in the shadows whilst watching a hogtied girl scream for her mother.

Ditto. I think Stewart would never had agreed to take part if the premise was as poor as the latter TNG films. Even so, he could carry a mediocre series and transform it into something brilliant purely with his performance. As long as Marina Sirtis isn't persuaded to put down her bottle of vodka for the chance to squeeze her fat carcass into a 30 year old leotard, it will be a success.

I've got a hunch that Reptile would struggle to turn on a light switch without burning his mother's house down.

Let me put it this way, by brazenly trying to take me on, you're engaging in a Kobayashi Maru scenario.

Drew's pissed, Tim still has a ponytail and I'm top of the leaderboard again after a brief six hour usurpation.

To be fair to The Hat, I was a bit of a scamp.

Where the fuck have you been? I wanted to talk about Picard's return, but without Quincy SpaceOddyseyFingers around I've had no one to geek out with.

Whereas all the girls go crazy over wizened little bald men who live in bungalows. I imagine that in the short periods of time when you're not comatose with drink, you're beating them off with a stick.

I don't mind the burqa. Half of the fucking pigs trotting around the UK today are orange, with either no eyebrows or ridiculously large caricatures of eyebrows, covered in tattoos, and are grotesquely overweight because fat shaming has been vilified in the media. Enforce it as standard issue dress for the native British women who look like the above and do everyone a fucking favour, for fuck sake.

Here he is, Ready Player One! Have you been on PlayStation live today talking to spotty teenagers about Bieber and Taylor Swift?

Just checking that you were awake.The Ding days all blur into one endless episode of repeat bans for me.

Meggings, mantyhose, man-bags, stay at home fathers, the 21st century British male puts the homo into sapiens. I dread to think what would happen if we were ever invaded. I'd wager that the average millenial bloke would meekly sit in a corner as a foreign horde cuckolded him with his wife and would then dutifully lick her cream pie clean and light her post-coital cigarette.

Fuck off, Pecker. 2001 era Darius Danesh called, he wants his ponytail back.

Ding once changed his avatar to the para badge. To say that I was unhappy is an understatement, although I took great pleasure in bringing up the deaths of Richard Turnbull and Michael Harrison.

Not at all. You're entitled to salivate and impress sixteen year old girls on tinder with tales of your £8.50 an hour a job and PlayStation 4. It's not illegal, but it is highly dubious.

Yes, they were. Is English your sixth language? If not, perhaps you can kindly explain how "barely" legal equates to "illegal". Fucking idiot.