Decimus

I'm afraid that I take umbrage with this, Rick. If you scan back you will clearly see that the self-appointed clique™ had nothing to do with the frankly quite disgusting comments our new friend was subjected to. Can you please submit a formal apology to us via Luke. Libellous cur.

We discussed this during last quarter's GM. No talking to Stupid Pecker in a genial manner unless under severe duress. Wind your fucking neck in and get with the programme, lest you wish to be sent to Coventry.

Little Snatch remains logged in and staring at this nom, his fat fucking gormless face pressed up against the screen of his Barry-Big-Buttons laptop. I can picture him now, pulling crayons out of his nose and flinging them around the room along with his own faeces, screaming impotently "Roops is bad google lady, me Snatch good boy, no ban, no ban."

It's certainly a turnaround that she now features in my top five favourite cunts on the site.

I can't wait for you to release "Neil's top tips for dieting". Step 1: Drug, rape and kill a prostitute (johnny free). Step 2: Repeat until gets A.I.D.S. Step 3: Waste away and die.

It was done the day that Neil moved there after dragging his disgustingly vast slug-like hulk out of whatever ghastly London overspill shithole in Essex he lived in before.

Stellar work as always, Mrs. R.

You're not though, for 24 hours. You whingeing little cunt. P.s. it's you're. lol Fuck off.

I was just going to ask the local school kids if a dishevelled cunt in old cum-stained camo's was hanging around the park asking if they wanted to see some puppies.

I'm currently in Whitby on the hunt for Ding. Thoughts?

You scruffy fucking Arab.

He won't die until the blacks are free.

Awful. I think you're done here.

Don't forget his endless Marie Curie tales, the boring fucking cunt. I want to hear more about his time as a lumberjack in Wales, during his formative years. He's briefly mentioned it, but it all remains a bit of a mystery. Reading between the lines though, he was probably horrendously buggered by some boyo from the valleys, hence his enduring hatred of all things Welsh.

Albert, I obviously hope that your membership will be cut short imminently through an agonisingly painful death. However, if you unfortunately remain alive, you'll soon come to realise that every Tuesday, Drew spews forth incomprehensible bollocks at an alarming rate. He's a disgusting alcoholic who lives in a bungalow because he's too smashed to be trusted with stairs.

When I first read this poorly constructed bollocks, I assumed that you had suffered some sort of major cerebral event. Upon further consideration, I realised that it's actually the first Drewsday of the new year. You drunken fucking cunt.

It's definitely better now, excluding Albert fucking Ross of course.

I don't hark back to the time when I first joined. It was absolute dog shit, everyone calling each other "mate" and a load of maudlin bollocks being posted. There was a nom counselling deebom against having an affair, a nom about deebom's drug addled father were everyone swapped sympathetic ditty's, a nom from that weird old fucker Grumpycunt about getting old and how depressing it was, Gyppo telling us about her dead grandaughter and everyone offering sympathy. It genuinely was a complete load of fucking bollocks. I'm glad the majority on here are nasty cunts now.

I quite like Roops these days.

Hahahahahaha! Good one, Withers, how about "Pwaan cwacker, Fwang"? Stupid fucking Macmillan cunt.

I love it when you dredge up my classics. I normally end up with a plethora of new likes from cunts unlucky enough not to have witnessed my genius first time around. Fuck off. Lol.

I'd rather be double penetrated by Ricky Tomlinson and John Bishop than have to endure 90 minutes of Millwall's away contingent as I did today. In the grand scheme of things, Liverpool fans, victim complex aside, aren't that bad.

What are you, the fucking litter police? This isn't the first time you've revealed that you get upset over a bit of rubbish, you swampy cunt. Instead of hugging trees and listening to whale song, you should have a drink and lighten the fuck up, you boring dick head.

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