southerncunt

Fan. Tas. Tic. Wanker just doesn’t cut it.

It’s impressive to say the least. What a diamond tipped, surgical grade steel utter fucking bullshitting bellend.

This is too good to be true. The cunt is having conversations with himself now.

You’re the one in the spotlight. Answer the questions.

Is English your first language? How old are you? What is your highest level of formal education? Do you breathe through your nose, or your mouth? Do you have long term friends? Are you this intolerable in the real world? If I found myself unfortunate enough to meet you in real world conversation I’d take you apart like a fucking lobster.

You have learning difficulties, and a solid 2 digit IQ. I’ve yet to see any originality in your insults. I think you have pulled a cerebral hamstring in your desperate attempts to best me. You’ve pulled up lame I’m afraid. You are not nearly as worldly or experienced as you purport to be. I think you are full of shit.

Pull the trigger Roops. He won't be missed.

The thing with real fuckwits you see, as that they don’t seem to have the self awareness that they are fuckwits. You are a real fuckwit. Save us all some time in our busy lives and just walk in front of a bus. You are an utter fucking heap of shit and if I had the misfortune to meet you in real life I’d punch you in the throat.

You don’t belong here. You are abrasive, not funny in the slightest, the only wit you have has fuck in front of it, and not once have you posted anything of value. Forget your password, and fuck off.

I just don’t think it’s random. I have trust issues.

A fair and comprehensive response. However I don’t agree that this is just “bad luck”. This is bad management at best, and bio terrorism at worst. We are dealing with the most aggressive and secretive government in recent Chinese history, and I have trouble believing anything they say. If you live where I do, and see the trade war they are waging you’d have little time for them. They are however conducting wars on multiple fronts, and any student of history knows that this gambit has a parlous history. They have spent the last 60 years subjugating their own people, and are now looking to expand that ideology beyond their shores. They may win the battle, but they will not win the war. The last thing the west needs is left wing apologist cunts.

Furnish an alternative then. My argument is based around geography and science. Politics are ex post facto.

How many zoophilic viruses have to originate from that particular part of the world before we start to think that maybe their appalling animal husbandry and predilection for exotic fauna to dine on in barbaric wet markets might be to blame? I’m no conspiracy theorist, but this virus is different to all of the other SARS that came before it. It pairs incredibly well to human cells, it mutates at the drop of a hat, and originated conveniently a short distance away from a bio weapons laboratory. One could surmise that this virus started out like its predicate viruses, but at least to me it seems as though man has had a hand in boosting its efficacy. I don’t trust those fucking cunts. My take on it is that it was released from the wuhan lab, either deliberately or not, and the stonewalling of the chink government for the 2 week period was to buy time to blame a spontaneous appearance at a wet market.

@Goober China didn’t fuck up the world with a pandemic?? You must have gone to school just to eat your fucking lunch.

Very nicely cunted there Decs. I’m not a fan of r-soles mk2

I might be going out on a limb here, but I found the OP quite amusing, although utterly batshit crazy. In addition, she/he/it DID cunt anti vaxxers in general, and that is a fair call in my book. Is this really worse that the shit that @JohnnySaucePants and @ChildeHarold spew out on a constant and pointless basis?

The fact that you say you are nailed to the wall in Chiswick, the home of Fullers (a personal favourite for this antipodean) yet your avatar is Broon bottle, says what a confused and contrary fucking idiot you really are. Your beacon of fuckwittery is so bright that I can see it from the other side of the planet. Stupid cunt.

As do I mate.

And fucking right on cue @Decimus

Bit harsh there Decs, I thought it was alright. Had a modicum of wit about it, which is more than I can say for most of the proliferate fuckheads on here.

Dunno mate, he’s obviously match fit. It’s the staggering variety and imagination of the insults that impresses me. He’s had me splitting my sides for days now. Utterly humourless fucking cunt that he is.

Lift your game. As your fantasy world disintegrates before our eyes, I would have hoped for even the briefest flash of talent, yet you fail to fulfil even my most modest of expectations. Blowhard twat. If I met you in real life, I would doubtless hear you braying before I saw you. Guess I’d never meet you then.

I’m not sure there were ever any wheels on it. His maths is about as accurate as his spelling.

How could you possibly work, AND have the time to think up all this fantasy bullshit? I wouldn’t be able to fit it in myself, to be honest. There's an idea for you Johnny. Try a bit of honesty for us. Fucking wanker.

*Goby* - The common name for many species of small, ray finned fish. Commonly mistaken for the word “gobby”, meaning loud of voice or opinion, but only by complete and utter expat fuckstains. Commonly paired with broken record style stereotypical descriptions of antipodean people. Irony is being mistaken for a small fish by the smallest minnow here.