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Would love to see what their wedding "breakfast" was. Like these cunts ever need to break a fast. A few chairs perhaps.

You know you're a proper cunt when you have a football bloopers DVD out.

You know you're a proper cunt when you have a football bloopers DVD out.

This banefully unfunny streak of phlegm enrages the fuck out of me. The wife likes to watch this shit occasionally, at which point I bring out my emergency noise-cancelling headphones and volumes 1-3 of "Now That's What I Call Monkeys With Vuvuzelas", just so I don't have to hear such genius witticisms as "Let the wookie see the hole", "Let the prawn see the cracker", and "Let the treasure see the chest!". Fucking cunt. The only time he'd ever make me laugh is if i saw him on fire, or being lowered into the ground. The cunt's only on television thanks to a bunk up with pie-worshipping Lancashire cunt Peter fuckwit Kay. When that equally unfunny tosspot fucked off out the limelight for five minutes, he should've dragged this malignant twat with him. "Let the cunt see the door."

Have you started naming your crabs now Keith? Fucking revolting miscreant.

Never been, but as has been mentioned before in the thread, Robbie fucking Williams being dragged into the world there is enough to make me avoid it like the plague. Which funnily enough is still rampant in Stoke, I hear.

This is usual Muslim practises too, not like those ghastly fucked-up extremists they want no association with. They're all backwards cunts, the lot of them. I expect the day shall arrive soon when they begin growing gills and crawling back into the oceans.

I think in light of recent events they can be granted immunity. If only for a couple of days.

Picnic Of Love is funny as fuck.

Looks like his picture was taken down. The last thing we want is for Keith to be gunned down, right? Garrotted maybe...

Brony Cull Rumours Denied

Don't worry, it turns out we are wrong, and were all along. White people just seem to have a chip on their shoulder. https://medium.com/@asgharbukhari/charlie-hebdo-this-attack-was-nothing-to-do-with-free-speech-it-was-about-war-26aff1c3e998

All that you get from the "true Muslims" is the fear of Islamaphobia whilst they put their hands up (if they still have both) saying "It wasn't us!". Why don't they show any sign of protest or solidarity with the victims of these attacks, instead of playing themselves off as the victims all the fucking time? Meanwhile another shooting has happened this morning in Paris, in which a female police officer has died, although it's unconfirmed whether or not it's related. One eye witness said one was "of African descent", dressed in black and wearing a bullet proof vest. What the fuck is going on?

They're called dreams, Wilko, and I'm sure the multi-chinned twunt has many of those.

The thing is, the more shit like this happens, the more people are running to Muslims to say "we know you're not all like that" vis a vis that 'I'll ride with you' cuntstorm in Australia. Also, people speak out in droves against Christianity being old hat, and fair enough, but say one thing about Islam and you're a racist. I've heard it at work, and in social circles. It's not racist to criticise a religion for fucks sake.

Maybe asking people if they want to suck your dick is the wrong approach. People can't purse their lips tight enough for yours. Even if they agreed, and it made it past their lips, it would probably end up getting stuck between their teeth anyway. Regardless, I've not even clicked to play that video Keith. The preview image alone fills me with the fury of a thousand suns. Perhaps you should take all those boxes of painkillers you received off your family at Christmas.

Fucking filthy irrelevant dark age cunts.

Often, yes, but it depends on what he's eaten. If he hasn't managed to get at the bins again, a power lopper will usually do the trick.

Hurricane Katrina wouldn't shift the logs that my brother's Labrador does. He has to pick them up in sections.

Just don't go PMing it to people this time you filthy cunt. I actually admire Fry, but this seems pretty fucking insidious to me. Note the scrot-shaped line of spots around the little bastard's chin and neck, probably all the nut-butter from having more balls bounce off it than Beckham's boots. Filthy little botters.

He does have a katana after all. And more chins than brain cells. He'll probably end up missing.

What the fuck is up with his eyes? The amount the fat cunt weighs is outnumbered only by the amount of degrees in his peripheral vision. No wonder he's obese though, living in a country where they put energy saving bulbs in their fridges. I didn't know you had family over there Keith. You fucking tosser.

Perhaps a metal band, complete with crazy scrawled logo.

I was wrong about my curry last night. I could shit through a fucking sponge.

Bono alive and well.