Earl of Punkape

I’ll bet you have ketchup and brown sauce bottles on the table at Christmas lunch you fucking oik. lol.

I have a friend who farms geese quite nearby in Cheshire who has provided one. I will be donating the giblets and feathers to a local prostute to make a hat.

Are you stuffing your Turkey with chips and beans ?

Peasants like yourself usually drive a clapped out Astra or derelict Ford Chevete with chip papers and decaying kebabs strewn in the footwells. lol.

Have you shampooed your gerbils for Christmas insertion yet ?

You fat twat.

Your civil-trans partner with herpees was responsible. lol.

Eddie Izard is a Lizard with AIDS.

You’re just the sort of pleb whose Christmas lunch will run simultaneously with some cheap TV soap opera and a male stripper for the women.... lol.

Hopefully a raging inferno of a bushfire will incinerate you and Skippy over the Christmas break... lol.

Why on earth do you watch it then? You gormless fucking imbecile.

I’ll be playing golf 🏌️

JRM is still a director of Somerset Capital which he founded. He didn’t retreat into politics but naturally grabbed the reins of power and may yet be our next Catholic Prime Minister. Yobs like you are better off at the dogs or having family members appear on page 3 of the Sun to pay for your greasy takeaways delivered by paedophlle Asian migrants.

“Top boys”...... Who? You sound like an East end thug who claims to have known the Krays...perhaps you thought they worked in the City you thick cunt. lol.

I campaign against debauchery and the perverse.... “Know thine enemy and where he resides and to whom he would do ill”

You tell me Everard...

They have saved the economy, thousands of lives and protected us from anarchy. You simply can’t afford private schools fees and spend what money you have on blow up rubber dolls and gerbils. Lol.

No doubt you are bitter as you a currently still furloughed from your job as a pubic hair coiffeur’s assistant in a louche boutique next to the Admiral Duncan... lol.

You obviously weren’t privately educated....if at all. lol.

This absurd phrase is habitually used by cretins in the service industries, retail and local government. Why on earth would someone say “See you later” when obviously a subsequent meeting is unlikely or totally remote is quite ridiculous. Dealing with imbeciles who parrot this drivel should be dealt with in the following way... “See you later” ”No you won’t....fuck off” Fuck off.

What exactly have you ordered for your Christmas Day lunch Ape?

Reported.

Preventing sex offenders from reoffending will help safeguard all members of society and help to empty our prisons. I propose Cuntscorner form a prison visitors group with specific focus on sex offenders.Many posters on here could provide valuable life experience in helping offenders confront their demons and move forward positively.

You should spend the festive period reflecting on the afterlife and where your soul will finish... By helping sex offenders you could assuage some of your own dreadful deficiencies and find a place in paradise. The Broadmoor Volunteer Trust welcomes visitors.

Sex offenders are marginalised and misunderstood.You could help them with your unique skills and stop them from reoffending.By incorporating poultry fats into the process you could provide them with physical nourishment.