Earl of Punkape

Did you sniff plenty of glue over the weekend ?

An area inhabited by working class plebs who rent their ghastly houses or flats from the local authority..... e.g Grenfell tower...

Industry and business need the figures on the split of the sexes so they can work out how many hoovers and cleaning products they need to manufacture for women to use.. lol. Fuck off.

Wolverhampton is disgusting...... Noddy Holder is a cunt.

You obviously live on some horrendous council estate..... Do you find syringes and needles in your vicinity ?

Camel face ! lol.

Enjoy your “All inclusive abduction tour”..... lol.

Men compete in a wide variety of disciplines: Speed Masturbation (a.k.a. Fast Release) Distance Masturbation Weight-Release Shooting (various disciplines) Triathlon On the field of participation, women, or images of them, are strictly forbidden. In recent years, international masturbation has seen a rise in the number of homosexual competitors, who gain a large advantage merely by the presence of the other competitors. The Fall 2011 meeting of the International Masturbation Committee (also known as the Circle Jerk) voted to ban gays from competition, but the result was overturned as the gays played their usual "discrimination"card. Debates continue to this day and there seems to be no solution, so the gays run rampant as usual.

Masturbation as a sport was built upon the ground of similar competitions, which were practiced across several countries in ancient civilisations. Most prominent among these was the Pissing Contest, in which men took it in turns to urinate as high as possible on the side of a wall, a competition in which many leaders were selected. For these competitions a large custom-made wall was needed. Walls used for such competitions included the Wailing Wall in Jerusalem and the side of the Pyramids of Giza. The Chinese had built the Great Wall, which was relatively short, but very long – due to the large population of China, this is the only way that a wall could accommodate all of the men. As time went by the need for height vastly outweighed how high a wall could be conceivably built, especially since the greatest competitors could piss over any wall. There was an attempt to build the Tower of Babel as the ultimate pissing target, but it was destroyed during construction. Then man discovered masturbation.

Masturbation is a competitive sport. It is necessary to distinguish amateur masturbation from professional masturbation. The former is the most famous and widely-practiced kind of sport on the planet; competitions in it are not contested. The latter is a complex sport which requires power, focus and self-control. Male and female masturbation are treated as two separate disciplines, and each requires different skill sets to perfect it. Kevin Stagg is the current male world champion of masturbation and holds all-time world records in Speed Masturbation (2.5 seconds), Distance Masturbation (51ft 8in) and Weight Release (29.3 oz). The 2020 Olympics will introduce masturbation as a "demonstration sport." lol. Fuck off.

She a tart’s maid in a massage parlour........and makes the tea.... lol.

It’s “You’re” you educationally subnormal rentboy abuser. Cretin.

You Peasant....

What are you doing this weekend ? a bit of crochet ? lol.

Are you on the glue tonight ? lol.

Is that your massage parlour Christmas party ?

Cunts who are asked the questions don’t answer the question or change the agenda...... More superfluous nonsense from yourself..... You can fuck off as well.... lol.

Hello.....How are you today? Fuck off. Lol.

Do you get many Catalonians in your massage parlour ?

Another pearl of wisdom from Rolf Harris’s nephew... Fuck off convict scum. lol.

Or Cheshire life.... lol. Fuck off.

That might depend whether or not you had her consent..... Probably not in your case......

Have you read the book.... “Rusty Bedsprings”. by I.P. Knightly. Lol. Fuck off.

Reported for Paedo references....

I fly BA, Quantas, Singapore, Virgin and always scheduled flights. Fuckoff.