Earl of Punkape

Fuck off.

Riveting...

I see one of the grubby cast from the tedious Coronation Street soap has kharked it.Why are obituaries such as these printed ! It's a disgrace. Most of the casts of these appalling soaps are multiple marriage/gay alcoholic fuckwits. .Programmes such as these subvert the morality of the people with perverted plot lines and tawdriness in family lives becoming the status quo.Deceit, dishonesty and exploitation are celebrated. The entire cast, producers, script writers and set workers should be sacked and imprisoned. All past episodes and archives should be incinerated. Fuck off.

You irreverent twat.

Some cunts think that gigantic carnivorous lizards used to roam the earth. lol. Fuck off.

Fuck off cuntwipe.

Fuck off cuntwipe.

Really ? Thanks that was nice of you and please enjoy your day 😊. Fuck off.

Fuck off you stupid wanker....

Fuck off Kevin you peasant. lol.

I bet you've been in court for dropping your knickers in Shepherd's Bush....... Lol. Slag.

If Ape was on jury service the Judge would remove him on grounds of spasticity.... lol.

If I knew the accused and they made it "worth my while" I'd..... "see what I could do". Lol. Fuck off.

Fuck off Frank and get a new video done.......

I shall take the case with an open mind then apply all my prejudices.....God help the accused if they bat for the wrong side or are from the wrong side of the fence....... lol. Fuck off.

I have to perform this civil duty shortly in Manchester having done it previously 15 years ago.l elected myself jury foreman on the last occasion as all the other jurors were like a collection of mongs from "One flew over the cuckoos nest". I directed all the jurors to find the defendant not guilty as his crime was trivial (Guity as fuck).He was aquitted.....but he was a public schoolboy........You have to look after your own don't you ?..... The Judge seemed amused...... lol. Fuck off.

Not the most original nom......

Another pearl of wisdom from one of Tesco's finest...... lol. Fuck off...

You could change your name to Tarquin by deed poll Kevin.....

Ape and his civil partner will reproduce via a lesbian bus driver surrogate mother...... then convince the child to have a series of sex changes through it's life to explore sexuality generally........ The child will eventually be called Kylie, Rumplestiltskin, Donna, Everard, Irma Apecunt. lol. lol. Fuck off.

Ape will eat very gay mild curries from Tesco.......Tescos finest "Chicken Bender Bhuna".His civil partner will spray yogurt willy-nilly to cool them down. Cunts who eat butter chicken have ulterior motives particularly in the knob jockeys community. lol. Fuck off.

I use Scotch Bonnets in my favourite goat curry recipe by Hugh Fearnley-Whittingsall (Hugh was at Eton). A friend of mine also makes very good goats cheeses and so I have a steady supply of goat meat.Some of his goats would be particularly attractive to many of the dirty bastards who post on Cuntscorner.

Put the recipe on here so we can critique your ring-burner recipe....; i hope you use fresh ginger...

Curry is now a British dish...like Welsh Rarebit. You're simply racist and simple.Fuck off as well you ignorant lump of regurgitated jackal's infected afterbirth. lol. Fuck off.

Apologies....I didn't realise you had copyrighted your own mindless drivel. Fuck off.