Earl of Punkape

Maybe he wasn't on holiday at all and was there with his solicitor helping the Algarve police with their "enquiries'......

Cunts like Ape attract the attention of the authorities wherever they go......... lol.

I wonder if he was questioned by the Portuguese police......?

Do you buy everything from Tesco (apart from after 16.00h on Sunday). lol. Wanker.

Has Ramon got a club foot ?

Were you given halal slaughtered meat by a woman in a burka with a mutilated cunt.....?

Good Afternoon pleb.

You wouldn't get out of bed if Ramon, your Bolivian "house boy" was beckoning you.... lol. Up yours

You make life a misery for Sunday workers who could be at Church or with their families. You selfish, putrefying lump of regurgitated Warthog's placenta.

Sod off.

You basically want Tesco to open late on a Sunday so you can be hepecked round the aisles by your Transgender hag. Sunday is a day of rest, prayer, lunch and golf. Do your shopping on a Saturday you stupid wanker.

We should go back to our Christian roots and go to Church on a Sunday and close all shops. All brothels should be closed on Sunday and strictly supervised.

Fuck off to your dogging evening with Ramone your Cuban rent-boy. lol.

Reported for false accusations.

He spent most of his time on Cuntscorner whilst he was on holiday. I'll bet it was totally shit holiday and it was probably at Pontins in some god forsaken latrine like Hastings,

God hates Fags.

How do you know he's married for sure or that he went to Portugal or fucking Pontins ? He may well have gone on a gay package tour to San Francisco and aquired tertiary herpees and HIV whilst he was there. Anyway most of the cunts on here won't take their marriage vows seriously because they aren't Catholics or even practicing Christians. Most of the wives on here are probably on the game or doing porn shoots...... Fuck off.

Did you have roast hedgehog for Sunday lunch ?

You told us about your ghastly holiday choice.....you should elaborate on your holiday details for other board members so they can be truly horrified with your grubby immersion in plebian culture. Did you contract any venereal diseases whilst you were abroad or were you already poxed up when you arrived ?

Were you worried about child abduction whilst you were Portugal ? After all it didn't go very well for the McAnns did it..... Did your family have chips at breakfast time as well ?

Did you do any wife swapping during your holiday? It's supposed to be quite popular at downmarket venues abroad...

So you're back from your chav "all inclusive", plebs abroad trip. Did you have chips at every meal ?

All motorcyclists are wankers and twats...

Tea is for working class cunts such as yourself.

Why have you got a tattoo on your head you colossal twat... You deserve to flattened and hospitalised on a daily basis for even being alive you retarded, plebian, monkey-brained cuntwipe.