Earl of Punkape

They need to meet a razor and a barber. You can fuck off.

It's fucking Keith Lard again ! Fuck off Keith you pervert.

Do you buy drugs responsibly?

Steve Kindon is a cunt too.

You boring twat.

These two slobbering buffoons are on the TV ad nauseam fucking up good British cooking and endorsing produce from farming bumpkins and sub-standard poofy chefs in cheap county backwaters.They are always touching each other and pouncing about so there's obviously a fudge packer agenda. A shave and a haircut wouldn't improve the output of either of these cunts either. A really good kick in the goolies and permanent exile to ISIS occupied territory would be an ideal destination for these homo, beatnik cretins.

Get an avatar you slovenly twat..

Avoiding going to Hell should be a huge incentive....

Even you would be welcome to join the catholic faith but you must repent first then take instruction.

More in depth fantasy from the diaries of Keith Lard.... Fuck of Keith.

Fucking hell. It's Keith Lard. Fuck off Keith.

I've just been to Church and the sermon was about Jesus throwing the moneylenders out of the Temple.That nicely covers a multitude of sins (Gays,abortion/murder) and you can fuck off for a start.

But it's Sunday today in Manchester and the Roast of the day at the Mankys will be Roast Spam and chips and tins of cheap supermarket lager. Then a fight with the neighbours and their pit-bull.... lol.

Where is it ?

Why don't you phone the fucking Samaritans for sympathy then you penis. It would stop you posting your mincing drivel on here. Then kill yourself.

Why don't you join yourself? Take some of the peasants from here ( your own socio-economic grouping) and piss off for fucks sake.

I'll bet you've been on drugs all night you stupid, irresponsible twat.

That'll be a gay buggery pub then won't it ? lol.

Australian gay pervert and you don't have the Ashes either. lol.

Sick cretin.

Pervert....Fuck off

Cunts who don't tip are always thick oiks.

The best way to get your money will to be a grubby rent boy who loiters near Canal St..... lol.

I'll bet you've on Canal st at the moment with your butternut squash....

Van Morrison is a drug-addled twat.