Earl of Punkape

St Pauls. Real art at an appropriate venue. The modern art world is staffed,bought into and supplied by a self-important woofter cabal. Try selling a modern art painting 2 weeks after you've bought it.You'll be lucky to get 20% of what you've paid for it. I hope you were suitably impressed enough by your late foray into the church to consider a vocation as a priest.

You can't blame the Government for excessive rainfall. Enter the blame culture brigade.

J

Joined later by your wife.....

Your brother and mother performed at a show earlier in the day....,,

Oh Dear. Bad day at the dogs ?

I'll bet you surreptitiously flirted with both puffs and tried to give them a gobble in your potting shed.....

Public School fees are £30,000 a year now before extras. He should be concerned about that and the implications of having a larger family related to fees.

O

Multiple gender toilet !

That's ok Decipus or are you Frank aswell ? yawn........

I shall do exactly as I please. Do you regard yourself as being in some quasi-authoritarian role on the board ? Delusions of importance hiding a lengthening period of intellectual and physical impotence.......

One of my golfing friends is a Psychiatrist. Several of his monthly surgeries cover sexual-psychiatric problems and he has many transgender patients. Most of them are working class but not exclusively. A lot seem to be civil servants .One is a dentist who remains married to his wife and plays golf ! (not at my fucking club). One of his patients dresses in ladies ball gowns and then throws custard pies and fruit flans at his wife for arousal purposes........

There are many more working class transgender people than upper class and public school types.

Mushroom Ketchup went out with Camp coffee and tea cosies. Although I suspect you might be vey cosy being very camp Dingthedog and Decimus are obviously the same persons.

Mushroom Ketchup went out with Camp coffee and tea cosies. Although I suspect you might be vey cosy being very camp. lol.

That's the equivalent of gourmet paedophilia.

You should try real homemade Horseradish sauce.It's a palatial wonder with a searing heat and a deep musky earthiness. It's the straightest of all sauces.

You put Ketchup on steak..... a true culinary moron. And Tesco .....oh dear You probably think Steak Tartare. is something you say goodbye to.

Peasant. I'll bet you put Ketchup on your Roast Beef.

The best...

Roast beef must be eaten with Horseradish sauce.(As well as a good English mustard) Some cunts buy their horseradish in jars from supermarkets.This inferior "gay" product lacks pungentcy and strength. The homemade version which takes only minutes is infinitely superior and has a wonderful depth. Fresh Horseradish can be found easily at a good fruit and veg merchant but not if you live in a shithole. Instructions.... Grate whoresradish into a bowl. Add a good squeeze of lemon juice. Add a half teaspoon of caster sugar. Add a teaspoon of Moutade de Meaux (gourmet French mustard) or powdered English mustard. Fold all ingredients with love and passion whilst singing a vulgar sea-shanty. Add double cream or creme freche or a combination of both to a sauce consistency.Leave to stand for an hour before serving for melongement. Season with sea salt, black and grey pepper. Serve with your roast beef,ham or freshly caught Mackerel if you happen to be in N.Wales. Please donate a jar to your local prostitute who always seem grateful to learn about the better things in life.

Perhaps knighthoods should be given to black people who have done well in the drugs trade and doing " discos" . or most of Moss Side in Manchester.

Not all the Syrians are fighting for Allah. Try a bit of research Dingblobby. lol.

Barbara Windsor was married to Ronnie Knight an obnoxious London villain.Indeed she she spent most of her time with low-lifes and the paedophile Kray nonces.