White Cunt

Any cunt from any lab knows how to "treat" meth. Or is shit at chemistry. Not that I know anything about it.

If it wasn't for the pikeys, there would be no cheap, second-hand, nicked car bits.

I second that.

Too familiar, eh?

They need time to read the signs. Being thick and slow doesn't help.

I have come to realise long ago that excessive lard and steroid bulk go hand in hand with low IQ and should be exterminated immediately.

Is she of peasant stock? I am after a cheap, Eastern European Fanny to work hard. I pay good and fast.

Without going into too much detail, it is a cunt of protein, which plumps up grain, but can cause an allergy and damage your gut lining, making it leaky. Sounds like a lot of bollocks, but the condition is called Celiac disease and is a very unpleasant condition. Frequent shit trips, malabsorption and malnutrition resulting are the effects of this allergy.

Do what I did and move to a road filled with bungalows and old biddies. The sound of zimmer frames and breaking bones is easy to tolerate and ignore. Mind you, I do have an old cunt nutter next door, constantly excavating the garden, so perhaps my advice needs to be treated with caution.

The response is greatly appreciated, Judge. As to your question on where the halal Khomeini peoples are, I can report that as of Wednesday last week, they and their fat pontoon wives, all clad in expensive and equally disgusting attire were beaching themselves opposite Harrods. All cunts were fucking stoned, smoking from hoover pipes and gesticulating vividly to other thick cunts. Fucking London is riddled with them.

Or politicians. Although that is getting too close. Ah fuck it, politicians are worse.

I would like to seek Judges' opinion on the matter.

Bring out your dead!

Totally well out of order. They are building massive fences to stop assorted immigrants from getting into their country. They should use those pontoons to make the fence with and save the raw material. Imagine the fat, hungry, Hungarian fuck-off fence. No chance to cross.

But who would want these? They are more riddled with disease than the house of lords.

As heroin is cheaper to manufacture, every addict should have a free and plentiful supply. Kill yourself if you wish - without stealing, preferably.

Have you seen Arnie Schwarzeneger in his latest shit ad? Jesus fucking Christ.

Homeopathy is for prince Charles and lobotomised cunts.

Halal meat?

I will just post this article The National Statistical Service of Greece (Ελληνική Στατιστική Αρχή) has announced this morning its proposition to legalize certain illegal sectors of the economy, such as drugs and prostitution, to help increase the country’s revenues and eventually, repay its debt. A 2013 study by the Hellenic Statistical Authority revealed that illegal activities in Greece, such as drug trafficking and prostitution, generated over €26.2 billion, revenues that could dramatically change Greece’s economic situation, believes Greece’s finance minister. “Radical times call for radical actions” explains Euclid Tsakalotos, Greece’s recently appointed finance minister. “If Holland and Portugal do it, why not us?” he told parliament leaders, yesterday. Newly appointed finance minister Euclid Tsakalotos believes legalizing drugs and prostitution could dramatically boost the failing Greek economy If the proposition sounds outlandish, Euclid Tsakalotos believes Greece has no other options. “Do we really have a choice?” he asked parliament leaders, yesterday. “Our creditors are forcing us into a wide-range of reforms and a wave of privatization never seen before in our country’s history” he explained. “Taxing illegal activities could dramatically increase our GDP in a most desperate time” he admitted, visibly confident with the proposition. Some Greek experts believe Greece should also develop an euthanasia tourism industry where people from all over the world could come to end their days. “Numbers show their is a high demand for voluntary euthanasia within Greek’s population but also within the European union” admits legal expert Anatos Belius. “With the European economy in distress, the demand for voluntary euthanasia is sky rocketing, and Greece should not close its eyes to such a business opportunity” he warns. “And what a better place to die than Greece? With its beautiful ancient monuments and 3,000-year old culture, Greece has everything to offer to such visitors” he admits, visibly enthused by the idea. Mark Carney, governor of the Bank of England, has applauded the proposition and believes the “controversial strategy” could play in Greece’s favor and help the country repay its debt and return to growth “in easier terms” but warns that “harsh times still lie ahead” for the Greek people.

Or riding in sets up to six, right across the road. Thick cunts.

No; they sow and they reap. That includes strawberries and cabbages.

They know the fucking pin, just can't be arsed to bring a 20" magnifying glass to see the fucking keys. Can you spread payments at Dignitas?

And where are the fucking Yanks when we need them? Scratching their bollocks on a boat in Somalia.

No cunt seems bothered with touching me. Including the family.