White Cunt

If only these fucked up tables were restricted to trains, I could just about bare it. Bus time tables in many cities went out the window too. Some only have the bus number. And from where and to the cunt is going is just pure guessing.

Me too. It's called Karcher. Tried to fly on it, but got stopped by some emigration prick.

​So all in all a romantic stay at a luxury resort.

​Brony's five-a-day taken care of.

So where does Mexican food belong?

​Apparently a lot of genius ideas come out of shit houses and showers. Unless you get very constipated and have to focus your energy on your butt or find out that the hot water is all fucking gone.

Acid is good.

​Or mercury.

Punkape's pile/drink facility

​Very post-war, shortage-style, reeks of Bolshevics in the Soviet era.

​Which one?

​And add a few thousand just in case.

French riot police help demolish an illegal gypsy camp near Lyon

​NON british Pikeez, pleaze . Merci

Win some, lose some. Just ride the grass with your arse. Sorted.

They offered to take my conifer down (without me asking) for £ 200.00. I offered to set their cartovan on fire for free. Haven't seen them since.

Izal is good for pile removal. Wet wipes for adults? Some types like Punkape suffer from a combination of verbal and rear end diarrhea, so they need them at meal as well as shit times. Standard paper - good for the rest of us. Some types of your ilk Spotto still resort to using the above mentioned objects to do the biz, but should have their fucking dirty hands ripped out there and then.

​Yes, we all know you are a cunt. Don't have to make the point so often unless you have Alzheimer's. Piss pot.

​York is full of cunts at weekends. And Travelodge in particular attracts the scum. Did anyone ruin your stay or were you the perpetrator?

Homes? These cunts live in canals and gutters. The higher grade subsides in hovels. Good for gassing only.

My friend had a similar experience with a beverage called Strawberry Woo Woo. I suspect it contained Brony's pants and methylade.

These things are sold custom-fucked. I have seen some on hangers in shops, thinking of the knob mentality who would buy and wear them. Normally, you would return a damaged item for a refund, in this case you pay for the cuntomisation. Sometimes handsomely. I suppose some cunts who fart extensively or suffer from sweaty bollocks syndrome will find those beneficial. The rest of humanity should avoid at all cost.

Gals and Dudes, or is it Turds?

Indeed he was. His gift to society.

No, you just need reading glasses.