Stubby Pecker

Just book napalm death to play, that would kill a few yurt dwelling fuckers. Or this....

I can see why these kids with a 5 second attention span like cor-bin; he's a grown up they can look up to. Perhaps if they'd spent less time listening to grime indie cross overs, getting twatish hair cuts and posting photos of their food on cuntbook 12 months ago and fucking voted we would still be in the EU. The desperation of no job, education or prospects that shat out punk and metal means nothing to today's youth who've got it to easy. Far to fucking easy it they can afford these wank festivals with there meaningless soporific music and terrorist hugging politicians who promise to world to get their shot at glory.

You speak the truth, oh twatish one. Twat

Lest he have to "split the difference" and stop mid plop and suck back the foul turtles head fir later disposal.

I'm not making humour out of this shocking event, only stating the inherent stupidity of other humans. Granted many of these poor cunts probably don't have a pot to piss in but everyone must have known the mortal danger of this situation and was this worth it for a few litres of petrol?

Channel 4 can't function without a least one show per day indoctrinating us into the world or man love. It's worked on old punkers, disturbingly so.

Utter wank. Middle aged IT technicians listening to pop music at £200 a ticket. I genuinely worry about our youth, where's the desperation gone, the fuck authority music we used to listen too? The thrashing guitars and energy? Bring back Metallica....

Fuck the Turks, they really expect to be taken seriously by proper countries carrying on with this ultra religious reinvention of their country? There was a time when they desperately wanted in to the EU, with yank backing, despite being an Asian country with borders with Iran, Iraq and Syria (I don't fucking think so). Not sure if this is still the case but when their surging economy is bought down a peg or 2 they'll soon be back goat herding and swarming west and north for a free life. Punkers is a fan of "Turkish delight" (free kebab at franks local for sucking off Abdul and Ali behind the wheelie bins)

Come on gobbie, we all know what gets stuck up punkers on a 10 times nightly basis.

Makes no difference, blokes can't get pregnant

Some other cock sucking, 50p a hand job dirty cunt already works the town?

London 0 Hull 4

Steady on pen, that vile lingo will get you in lock down pronto. Don't worry though; should it happen one future lifer won't be interested in dropping the soap on shower day unless you've got a false beard and 14" on dusky horse cock swinging round your knees. That's because he's a raging poof!

And you've only got a few posts left until your lack of restraint gets you banned for good! Pig shit for brains, thick as fuck, shit stabbing poof!

You'll know its firm if one of the fuckers gets you in the eye. I wouldn't want to be in admins shoes...

Just bend over and fart at them; the deadly hail of spunk encrusted winnets would kill instantly. If they should by a fluke of luck escape your anal nail bomb of west African petrified spunk bullets, the resulting tertiary AIDS is sure to get them.

I'd welcome back brony and the crumpet eating sheep if we could rid this place punkers and his tired rhetoric- even for a fucking week. If the wanker mods can cooler cunts who actually make decent, original, contributions that make punters laugh, just for being called a twat, the mildest of insults on a site called cunts corner then let spunkape get away with his crap if safe to assume he's one of them or is somehow beyond reproach. The majority are sick to fucking death of the poof. Ban the cunt.

I'm going to vomit. Punkape cuddling up to his pen pals in the all paedo wing of broadmoor once a month on visiting day. Is there no end to the vile sickness this cock smoking, priest lovin' ragging poof gets up to?

Oil tanker overturns in Pakistan so the natives gather round to nick the leaking fuel, calling their relatives to got their arses down there with the kitchen pots as well. Despite the police trying to keep the thieving vultures away from this extremely dangerous hazard, some dopey cunt lights a fag, incinerating over a 100s instantly.

Goose shit stirrer, but you're correct. I still have faith in the sheep shagger when he's finished his latest big money deal.

Herpes has rotted his brain. Combine that with the rancid spunk in his colon and it's easy to see his body is more infected filth than human explaining his belief in god, golf and that paedos just need a cuddle.

Small minded cunts will believe anything they read especially if they can't read

Punkers needs his Gary glitter LPs remastered as they're stuck together with a combo of spunk and shit! Maybe the Thai dwelling cunt could do it in person if we all chipped in?

Punkers wishes he could have met the kray brothers being that they were a pair of shit stabbing rough un's who would have knocked seven bells of shit out of the snivelling little cunt before and after a good back scuttling. Very similar to the treatment he gets from his dusky skinned pimps on a nightly basis, the fucking poof.

I'd say set the cunt on fire and chuck his crispy corpse into the North Sea. Then jail the cunts parents for not instiling wrong from right into the little shite, just sayin'