Stubby Pecker

Brony, you should join Isis. They could do with a swordsman out in the desert with plenty of infidels to behead. I guaranty they won't bum you then set you on fire when you've done. They could alway eat you of course

There is defiantly some scaremongery eagerly fed to the masses by our shithouse media when it comes to Isis but the barbarity they use on their perceived enemy's is all to real. Somehow young men have been convicted that going to Syria and Iraq and killing, torturing and raping (there is real evidence of sex slaves, somehow justified by their code of Islam) everything that moves will full fill their lives and the afterlife. Why? Injustice in the Arab world, hatred of Israel and the west or the fact Muslim men are pretty repressed- no booze, drugs or shagging- fuck me they're not even supposed to wank! If I'd been barred from banging one out every other day in my youth I'd probably be a bit up tight and go on a slaughtering spree! How much of a threat they are to us is debatable. If they continue as they are it might effect oil prices but you won't get your head chopped off. However, if we decide to let some of our own cunts back in or more realistically accept asylum seeker from Syria (or Somalia, afghan, Pakistan etc etc) I'm sure no questions will be asked about their intentions. Getting together to fuck these cunts over aint easy because most countries as suspicious of or out right hate each other. If the yanks, us, the French, china and Russia actually sat round and decided to act Isis WOULD be destroyed within months. And if we shared our intel we could stop it happening again and root out and people, organisations and states funding and fermenting this cult of death and suicide. Or perhaps some bright spark in the CIA or MI5 could drop a few Ebola corpses out there and let nature take its course. I'm sure Mossad have already planned this for years....

Come on you soppy old cunt, that was almost romantic coming from you Better than last time, granted, but I know you can do better.

HAIRY BEEF CURTAINS HANGING OUT LIKE A BADLY PACKED KEEBAB! enjoy your tea spotto...

Frank you useless tosser, there's something you need to tell this new cunt! And make it a good one this time along the lines of your advice to the snowboarding condom re-user a few days back

The fantasy of the porn style lipstick lesbo is the cruelest of all because the don't exist. In reality carpet munchers look like this hiddeous beast: fat munters with saggy tits, tats and hairy beef curtains

The japs and Norwegians have a quota for these fuckers, pack her off to the North Sea for harpooning

Post of the day! Top that you cunts

He he, yes full of hope. Will they all be so happy when the fuckwit idealist student types they vote in have fucked it all up?

Or we could stop all the weapons and food going in and they'd die of starvation and boredom when there's nothing left to shoot or blow up. And bomb them as well of course

So they've finally murdered the poor jap cunt in predictable fashion. What is it with decapitation? Surely no foreigners should go anyware near that hell on earth from now on, then we could just bomb it till nothing survives.

Great name for a band: cuntbreed, would have to be heavy, satanic death metal

How awful for you. What the fuck are you on about?

How appt. they do Muslim only all women swim session at Gloucester pool, burkas and all! Slightly off topic.....

How very dare you, I read the Daily Mail you cheeky cunt. I believe every word punkape says, even the stuff that sounds like bullshit

That blows londos theory about you being a follower of Mohamed out of the water. You get 1000 lashes for a ginge chin warmer in Mecca

I really don't think ratus is a Muslim londo- he can't grow a proper beard and tricolour ginge one at that. Wouldn't go down well at Friday prayers, they'd think he was MI5...

Tens of thousands of leftist protesters mac

You hit the nail on the head there old son!

So many questions! What do you think you obnoxious twat? Of course I'm not but obviously the UKs most notorious serial killer rappest cunt made a big impression on you. I'm sure it's what you think about whilst thumbing your asrehole and banging one out. Have fun selling houses, sorry "playing golf" tomorrow. Due to my cardiovascular regime my tits are real and pert.

To quote spotto "everyone needs a hobby" Where are you, you old cunt!

Thanks for a culinary advice. I am partial to fresh pasta but had it in Monday so twice a week would be daft. As for Fred west, I did actually meet him when he was working on a neighbours house, lovely bloke. Your spelling grammar and sentence construction is appalling, definitely "not as good as it used to be" What school did you go to again?

That was too easy londo, but needed to be said

Spaghetti hoops on toast actually, how cleaver of you. After 9 hours of work, which I enjoy, and a 30 mile round trip cycle commute the through the frozen wastes of Gloucestershire I don't have much time for anything else. Enjoy your golf. Is it Xbox or PS2?