Stubby Pecker

Latest I heard is Mr stabby was an Algerian immigrant and it looks like your average Johnny mick isn’t too keen on have their country saturated with hate filled, smelly, goat loving cunts. Unlike the UK of course, where we’re happy to welcome these child refugees with full beards so they can despise our way of live, rape with impunity and “enrich” our country with their hatred 

Fairplay to the Irish. Burning down a few mosques here would convince these brown devils to fuck off to their beloved shariah utopia in the sand

On 12/11/2023 at 21:49, King Billy said:

I’ve allowed a few black birds to lick my arse. That’s all I can contribute to this topic at present.

You’re alive…

On 04/11/2023 at 19:17, Frank said:

@Mrs Roops this member in once altering my posts.. and it's far from subtle! Please deal with him accordingly upon your return. 

Nobody likes a snitch Frank 

I see you couldn’t help getting a homosexual reference in there, you predatory poof

21 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said:

I know! I honestly only found out recently. I’ve been feeding them in the garden along with the doves and baby seagulls. I kept noticing that the blackbirds were giving bits of food to little brown birds. I assumed they were just trying it on with another species. Then I looked it up and discovered that the brown ones were girls.

I’m sure down your way the male blackbirds insist on the lightest of females

22 hours ago, Frank said:

Started well. Poor penetration and your timing’s not great. Overall. Im far too loose to even feel it touch the sides. Do it again. 

Sap. 

Is this what you say to the endless stream of multi ethnic man friends you get back scuttled by?

lol

lol

fucking bender

Just now, ChildeHarold said:

Concrete slippers, chain and heavy weights round the neck. Wrapped in a tarp. 

Withers is closer to 80 than 70 so hopefully he’s not got long. Winter flu would finish him

Fingers crossed 

On 01/11/2023 at 22:08, Eric Cuntman said:

I thought you were talking about black Eddie. 

@Eddie? Show yourself you uppity spook

On 02/11/2023 at 11:15, Witheredscrote said:

What to wear?  

Plastic bag over your head, cable tie round your neck

lol

fuck off

8 hours ago, Neil said:

I fucking hate Christmas but I find myself hating it earlier and earlier each year! Bah fucking bumhug. Anyways I'm on my way to Cyprus and 28 degrees so everything and everyone can go and get fuuuuuuuuuckedmas

Cypus eh? Waiting on the beach for Palestinian boat people so you can “look after them” 

Whats the Cypriot equivalent of a Bedford Rascal?

On 01/11/2023 at 21:35, ChildeHarold said:

But don't you miss the certain joi d'vivre he brought to CC with his acid witticisms? 

Yes

His pithy put downs and staying in character for 10 years…

Not to mention his eternal battle with uncle @Ape™️

I can call Frank a poof all day long but at least punkers fought back 

1 minute ago, ChildeHarold said:

I miss the Punkape badly. What happened to the search party? Did they return? If so in what mental and physical condition? 

I think bad AIDS must have finally caught up with him. Getting back scuttled by all those sambos for years on end was clearly a mistake. Let’s hope Franks next.

22 hours ago, ChildeHarold said:

I had a hamster called Bobby who died aged 2 and 3/4 after a particularly furious night on the wheel. I too had just started to masturbate. 

One of punkapes hand me downs?

1 hour ago, entitled little cunt said:

Farmers /landowners will get even wealthier than they are , kier will ensure wind generators will be planted everywhere and land owners paid a rich bounty .Then they'll sell another few acres at exorbitant cost  to bung up some bland unaffordable housing .The white working classes will be once again be forgotten and left to rot and their opinions , wishes and aspirations devalued and subjected to criticism and will be  saddled with the term  "slave to popularism " by those wishing to be seen as rather more intellectually gifted.

Popularism is becoming very popular for a reason. 

It’s come to my attention that you’re a fucking wanker

Make me laugh or die

1 hour ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said:

I think Roops is dead, DC. She hasn't logged in for ages and I've long suspected she was an early AI prototype, which explains 'her' lack of emotion, understanding etc. 

If so who’s running this place? Granted, trying to regulate a bunch miscreant cunts at the shitty end of the internet is an almost impossible and thankless task.

If we’ve really no police here, I think it’s time to smoke out some of the obvious beasts here. Paging fatty to the main forum…

12 hours ago, Dick Fiddler said:

Later. Let's talk first though eh? 

What's you favourite SE Asian hooker? Mines a Cambodian.

If you’ve been hanging with Stickers and Frank, I’ve got a pretty good idea of what you get up to in Indochina, you sinister fucking creep

Now get fucked

11 minutes ago, Dick Fiddler said:

Good evening, we haven't been introduced. I'm known round these parts as 'the fiddler'. Now, who the fuck are you?

Get fucked

2 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

Scuzzlebutt or Manbearpig?

If the former still had Patrick Duffy as leg, my moneys on the latter

On 29/10/2023 at 19:50, Neil said:

Yep, If I was offered one last night of fuckery before the doctors remove my remaining bollock,prostate and all the fucking pipes attached then Liz would get the fucking pounding of her life. We can but dream.

55 and still one of the most fuckable creatures on planet earth. Compared to today’s air-headed, plastic spunk buckets, she’s a pure goddess 

1 minute ago, Witheredscrote said:

Oh, why don't you just shut the fuck up.

Why don’t you go back to chasing your poor fucking geese around their pen, trousers round your ankles, cock out, Benny Hill style?

Geriatric woodchip cunt

25 minutes ago, Decimus said:

I'm geeky enough to have engaged in online shit talking between bear and tiger fans and the tiger fanboys quite often pimp their bitch out by stating that bear remains have been found in dead tigers stomachs.

I don't doubt they could take out a black bear, or a small Asiatic brown. But no one is convincing me that even the largest Siberian tiger at 932lbs is taking out a record 2130lb Kodiak bear. 

The Cornish Owlman or Am Fear Liath Mòr?

Another quick bit of research on this Cornish owl man bollocks, reveals it to be a steaming pile of shit, invented by a silly old cunt to gain notoriety 

How the fuck do you know about this crap?

10 minutes ago, Decimus said:

I'm geeky enough to have engaged in online shit talking between bear and tiger fans and the tiger fanboys quite often pimp their bitch out by stating that bear remains have been found in dead tigers stomachs.

I don't doubt they could take out a black bear, or a small Asiatic brown. But no one is convincing me that even the largest Siberian tiger at 932lbs is taking out a record 2130lb Kodiak bear. 

The Cornish Owlman or Am Fear Liath Mòr?

Granted, even the hardest Siberian tiger would be insane to take on an adult brown bear. Cubs and the much smaller asiatic black bear would be fair game, if only to eliminate competition. Where they live prey is scarce so it makes sense to kill whatever comes your way.

I’m obviously unaware of the mystical creatures above, but a quick google of Am Fear Liath Mòr reveals footprints found in tge Spey Valley 19x14 inches. These are Pen like dimensions so perhaps in “her” younger days she was a Monroe bagger. However, no account has mentioned a massive third leg sized cock smashing against its knees 

1 hour ago, ZEV said:

'obviously', do explain...

In all the years you’ve posted here under countless usernames and avatars, not once have ever written anything even mildly humerus or witty. Your only purpose seems to be posting inane dull comments just for the sake of it, and pursuing a pointless dog hating campaign at the arsehole of the internet.

Why the admin tolerates a boring fucking retard like yourself is beyond me and the other seasoned contributors who have grasped the basic concept of this site.

The “Too many useless non-cunts” thread is still alive and kicking yet the toothless poofs in admin haven’t the balls to cull unwanted dog shite sniffing wankers like you.

Kill yourself  

On 26/10/2023 at 13:26, Decimus said:

Let's play a game of beast wars, and no I'm not talking about pitting some the Corner's most sinister reprobates against each other. I mean old school, playground "which animal could you beat up?" shit.

As we're talking about dogs, do you reckon you could take a rottweiler 1v1 in a fight to the death? No weapons obviously.

Knowing you it’ll be some mystic beasts from cryptozoology. Nature is full of battles, big and small but a Grizzly vs polar bear would be a epic clash of the heavyweights (the two species can successfully interbreed)

The massive Siberian tiger activity hunts asiatic black bears to eat. So hard it eats bears. I’ve advocated their introduction to the Forest of Dean

On 26/10/2023 at 18:50, Eric Cuntman said:

Would you fight a goose?

Only in the ring

19 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said:

This is the sort of high quality cunting that makes it all worthwhile.

It’s this sort of high quality cunting that makes me want to log out…

Come on lads

On 28/10/2023 at 22:47, Frank said:

 

I've been married to a French woman for over 30 years, Decs. You don't know you're born.

The only French “connection” you’ve got is the gallon of Gallic spunk fired up your arse when the aircraft carrier Charles de Gaulle was in port, and you just “happened” to be there.

lol

You vile public toilet frequenting poof