Stubby Pecker

1 minute ago, Decimus said:

Let's not also forgot that @anddefended both of these dirty cunts, and also @Earl of Punkape when he got booted last year for his disgusting comments.

See the French water crisis thread for my question to punkers 

Theres no way he’ll be able to justify he comments, the vile cunt 

6 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said:

You obviously sponor Stonewall because you’re perverse…

 

Says the man with more strains of AIDS than the Eurovision crowd put together 

lol

Please remind me why you were banned for a year? Advocating sex with the under age was it?

3 hours ago, Neil said:

The only good thing about our Monarchy is that we finally have an our very own Qilf, Kate would get it right in the bumhole. Elisabeth Vagina and all that.

Kate has serious anorexia 

Even your tinsy maggot would split her in 2. However, with her twiglet frame, disposal would be a piece of piss. The rascals suspension wouldn’t even budge

6 minutes ago, Frank said:

I've been watching the snooker seniors this afternoon on the beeb. I can't get my head around the thinking behind Jimmy's wig. I know it's never been good, bless him, but with his recent weight loss adding at least 10 years to his already weathered head, watching him makes me feel ill. Jimmy if you're reading this - and you probably are - I think you've been lumbered with the worst hairpiece in the world. 

2nd worst

1 minute ago, Earl of Punkape said:

Good evening flotsam…

lol.

Good evening punters

How many black men did you find in your bed this morning?

9 hours ago, White Cunt said:

Hold on here, Withers. First of all, say big thank you to Syngenta, you mutated mollusk:

https://www.lemonde.fr/en/france/article/2023/04/10/drinking-water-in-france-extensively-polluted-by-banned-pesticide_6022353_7.html

Second, had you missed out on imbibing from the pristine piped supplies, enjoy the wild variety 😂:

https://www.newscientist.com/article/dn25737-the-most-polluted-rivers-and-streams-in-europe/

 

 

@Witheredscrote?

2 hours ago, PANZER MURPHY said:

Anyway speakin of para tings d'ya know what..ive come to the conclusion that theres a hape of parallels tween the uk n putins Russia..both are ruled by political and wealthy oligarchs..both rule over a cowed n largely ignorant population poorly educated and fed on slogans n patriotism...both had notions way beyond their actual abilities.. both embarked on disastrous adventures that will mire them for decades...lol

UNREPENTANTFENIANBAZTURDPANZERMURPHYBABY 

Christ you’re fucking stupid

4 minutes ago, King Billy said:

I loved the bit when the black people started dancing and singing some sort of prayer, and a couple of the female ones were actually twerking. No doubt that’s the only clip that BBC, ITN, Sky News etc will show for the next 50 years.

Indeed. It’s a shame Phil the Greek wasn’t around to see this tribal abomination of whoa whoa whoa, yeah yeah yeah shite. He’d have shot the fucking lot with both barrels then sunk the dugout canoes they’d paddled up the Thames in

5 hours ago, Roadkill said:

 

I concur. Thing about Reptyle is he always secretly loved me.

My wealth of naval historical knowledge and fast cars combined with my youth making me at least somewhat coherent to his video game references - the cunt wanted to be my best mate and took offense when I explained that such paths of conversation would get us both lynched on here.

Genuinely think he wanted to shag me. He forcefully declared me bisexual more than once.

Was reptile the silly cunt who threatened to unleash the power of his gaming virgin mates upon the corner?

I know he was close to Pete

4 minutes ago, King Billy said:

Frank was five rows behind Prince Harry, next to Sam Smith, Alan Carr and David Lammy.

Sucking off Carr whilst Lammy battered his arse with his reparation angry black snake. Harry live streamed it to the Markle woman 

Just now, King Billy said:

The glory days.

I miss the drewsdays billy.

A sober drew isn’t as funny a blind drunk one 

17 minutes ago, Frank said:

Drunk Again? Idiot weasel.

How many wanks did you manage today watching all those big butch sailors? 
I’ll also wager you watched it all alone

10 hours ago, Cunty BigBollox said:

Could it be because even Roops thinks you're a fucking idiot.

I can’t help noticing that you’ve being making a right cunt of yourself lately Drew. Uncle Ape is happy to point this out every time you post and now you’ve caught the eye of wolf. I’d suggest inhaling a few lungfuls of gas/kerosene fumes after a boiler tinkering session then cracking open your usual dozen tins of kestrel super. Before long you’ll be back to your old self- unconscious in hedge shitting your pants 

On 05/05/2023 at 20:21, Dyslexic cnut said:

Rumour has it that you were a decent contributor back in the day. What happened?

What decs said.

Old fatty is a prize fucking idiot for sure but him and Eddie come as a couple. He used to work at Eddie’s parts shop and car wash until somehow he struck rich and left poor edd in the shit and stuck with that awful hag roops. However, when it comes to smoking out a nonce, he’ll go straight in and do 6 months for it no problem. Pint sized Carl is an obvious victim to have jug ears set upon him.

1 hour ago, Mike Hunt said:

Nah it went 'Daddy was a bank robber'.

@Eddieyour house boy is getting uppity yet again. 
 

Get the whip out

17 hours ago, PANZER MURPHY said:

Lot of ya seemed to have missed the memo spudderz baby..fakkin turd country kant..lol

UNREPENTANTFENIANBAZTURDPANZERMURPHYBABY 

The stupid of your comments isn’t lost on the entire membership. 
Britain isn’t the greatest country on earth, but it’s in the top 5. There are clearly many things about our nation, society and leaders that are far from perfect, but the benefits of being born here outweigh the disadvantages by a long fucking way. Britain and our history and values are admired the world over. Please continue with your one trick pony narrative you silly little man 

8 hours ago, PANZER MURPHY said:

Yer days of meddling in other nations affairs and plundering resources are over whitey baby..yer just another island bobbing in the Atlantic with no seat at any table..only a matter of time before we see the head of the 75th biggest economy dancing for trade deals in some dusty shite hole..lol

UNREPENTANTFENIANBAZTURDPANZERMURPHYBABY 

Empire ended in the 50s you fucking plank. It’s not the days of the East India Company anymore

7 hours ago, PANZER MURPHY said:

We'll marvel at the spectacle and mentally calculate how many food banks and nurses that would pay for..lol

UNREPENTANTFENIANBAZTURDPANZERMURPHYBABY 

I’m with you on this one panz, you bog dwelling mick rat. Fuck the royals and every cunt toff- there’s plenty of toffs over the water who’ve benefited from centuries of English rule as I’m sure you’re aware of. If we redistributed their ill gotten wealth, everyone would have everything they needed 

20 hours ago, White Cunt said:

They have another option:

https://www.bristolpost.co.uk/news/bristolians-coming-home-after-fleeing-8392252

 

British nationals my fucking arse. If this government had any balls or brains it would take this opportunity to rid our shores of these bone domed, half chat, skeleton headed looking cunts for good. Leave the wankers out there to sort out their beloved homelands 

4 hours ago, Frank said:

I don’t know, Ed. I’ve been watching the Sloopy girl vid and the snooker on loopy for the past 72 hours. Sloopy snooker nuts are we!

Lol lol

LOL

The only thing that would get your pathetic geek maggot twitching is surely the little chinky lad Si who looks about 16. You could have a yellow skinned threesome, if you remember to get Ming out the deep freeze in time 

lol

lol

fuck off

20 hours ago, Neil said:

If any of you need to clear your guts of any hard to shift dinner then just watch this cunts final act on his shit cunt of a show in Yankland. Made me bring up my food over the last two days, sadly the cunt is coming back to these shores and it's only a matter of time before the oily cunt will be gracing our saturday night screens with an equally spew inducing pile of wank. He's definitely going to be a doing a 'Schofield' in a few years because despite being married with kids the fat cunt is as queer as a bottle of crisps.

Ant & Dec, McIntyre and their like are true cunts, but this slab of lard is the next level. At least the aforementioned are mostly harmless and don’t genuinely believe they’re anything special unlike the nasty and self important, gelatinous blob that’s Corden.

I’d like to see him have a 10 foot stake shoved us his arse and then be slowly, and aptly, hog roasted. All the shitcunt celebs he’s had cringeworthy interviews with should then be forced, at gun point, to tuck into a corden pulled pork feast. 

6 minutes ago, Wolfie said:

Good evening, Captain Log. As I said yesterday, your skin's as thin as a doggie shite bag, with yet more proof above. Actually, if someone did manufacture a type of poo bag as thin as your skin, the owner's fingers would go straight through the fucking thing.

Hang yourself, shitweasel.

 

Poor old Dr Doggy Dirt, his fleeting tenure as the site’s favourite punch bag is coming to an end. What with punkapes inauspicious return and franks continuing limp dick performances, there are far more interesting targets. Let’s leave @andto his puppy buggering pastimes and hope either the RSPCA or a scat related disease catch up with him.

lol

lol

1 minute ago, and said:

Oh dear, I can see how an egotist like yourself would get a twitch in his sorry little maggot when reading any comment that you might perceive as some sort of praise.
Sadly, it was more to do with the sad, sycophantic fuckwits, who hang on your every word, and especially Wiffles, who couldn't hold back from wading in to defend you when I had a dig in a previous post.
Never mind, I feel like I have done the female population a service, at least after your premature ejaculation, over the misconceived flattery, they're probably safe for at least a couple of weeks, before your bulging sack needs to find relief again.
LOL

Don’t you think you’re taking this a bit too far Mr Shit?

On 21/04/2023 at 20:27, Mike Hunt said:

Fuck me, I've just seen a British Broadcasting Cunts photo release of the new Dr Who.  Looks more like fucking Shaft to me.  Even his name is an anagram of Cunti.  Can't get more of a cunt than that.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-65347900

A hulking back man with a pretty little white girl. Just like every other advert you see.