Neil
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Jeremy Kyle......a bollock and a set of morals.Cunt
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He did buy her a plane...............and a ladyshave for the other leg.
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"And here for Neil is James Morrison and 'Broken Strings'
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"....and he's asked for anything by Snap"
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Snapped banjo string when going in too dry halfway up the stairs cos I couldn't wait to get to the boudoir,more blood than when on her monthly.
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I once got a black eye from the missus when she saw a credit card transaction from 'Dirty Diana' on my statement.
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Does getting my fingers caught in the van door trying to slam it shut because her legs were thrashing around count?
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Wasn't he an Italian actor in something called 'Last of the summer vino?.....or was that Gino D'Compo?
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Hands free?
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I wake up with one of these most mornings
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The only plus two's you're interested in is the inches that Samual Umbongo stuffs up your 'arris
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She has the right to be reunited with her family and we should do all we can to make this happen.I will gladly volunteer to take her scummy cunt of a family to the airport to fly back and spend the rest of their today's together in the hell hole that is Syria
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That's exactly my point,publicity whore point scoring insread of run scoring...the fucking gaylord
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Sounds like a little hamlet down the road from Royston Vasey,Sounds like the little cunt would fit in well.Hope no one calls him a poor......horrible homophobes.
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Fuck up you pussy,Man up you cunt,Oh boo hoo he called me a batty boy.Go suck Andy Murrays cock
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Only if 'Whack' "Get in the van" doesn't work
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I imagine Pele called him a cunt back in 1970 as he made the best save ever(or before Jim Montgomery anyway).
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I try to get my knob in their gob quickly enough to stifle any of that fucking noise bollocks
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An all-round good egg,always kept an eye out for others
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Who choreographed that,Harvey Price?
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Romford Odeon 1972 then the cunt went all famey and killed off the best part if him.Is he still dead?
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Cause of death has been revealed,what the fuck was he,elephant man?
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I wonder if she'll pass this test,Hey Gyps any chance of a BJ? (If the answer is 'fuck off' she's definitely the trouble and strife.
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This is the one thing above the wardrobe that I've collected that I could show people without being arrested
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Oh fuck again,You mean like these?
