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Neil

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  1. The ideal woman,warm,wet and silent
  2. It's all about dick size,Proof that no matter if your white,brown,black or yellow the world is full of cunts,.Fishy,smelly ones at that
  3. Not really relevant but David Cuntard..........................I heard that the Schumachers resorted to healing waters,they took him to a local healing spa and threw him in,didn't work but his chair came up with two new tyres.
  4. Her fanny must be like a fucking wheelie bin,fucking doley cunts
  5. Not a lot of good to me at half fucking four is it you cunt?
  6. Did someone say Christmas tree crumpet?
  7. You know,just before he took the stairs
  8. Neil

    Men Who Beat Women

    It may be wrong but fuck me,how long a list do you want of the cunts that deserve one?
  9. That unfunny cunt would look better with a fucking rope around his neck
  10. Perhaps we could club together and send some of the cunts on here on a rare tribe hunting expedition,I'm sure they'd make them feel welcome
  11. I hear the wave machines in Indonesia are the nuts at this time of year or the fireworks in Lebanon.
  12. Do butt plugs sell well after Christmas too?. You should be able to make enough dough to last you till spring by supplying certain punters on here. Welcome and get fucked
  13. I would let her suck my cock but only so I and others didn't have to listen to her fuck awful voice,I'm good like that
  14. That's because the darkies keep losing them up their hooters
  15. I think your story has got holes in it
  16. I was having a nice quiet morning in and then you go and increase my blood pressure by mentioning that absolute fucking thick as shit wanker,no not fucking Ramalamadingdong but that pig shit split arse on MOTD.What she knows about football you could write on a fucking atom.I hate her cliched babbling bullshit with a passion.Amazingly she has turned up on Sky and BT too.She must be so full of spunk at the moment because she has fuck all else going for her.
  17. Is this the Geordie anorexic charity calender?
  18. I would like to volunteer for work on the rescue boats,when I find them I'd feed them,make sure they were warm and comfortable and then after giving them the middle finger tip the fucking boat over,done fucking job.Cunts
  19. You told me recently that your latest PSA was 0.1,hopefully you are one sick cunt(in the comedic sense) not in the medical sense.This post plays with my emotions in a way that if it's true then I'm gutted and if it's not then you sir are a cunt worthy of Cunts Corner.
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