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Neil

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  1. Womens american footie is worth a wan.........er look
  2. Give them their own channel on TV and radio and that way ill never have to tune in and listen to their fucking bullshit or watch their inferior performances.
  3. I've just had a particularly explosive wank and now I have jizz hands.Does that count?
  4. Neil

    CERN

    Wow,woman invents communication between 2 devices without wires!.....whoopy fucking do
  5. I assume the road was closed for quite some period? I'll get me wings.
  6. Neil

    CERN

    Fuck off,It's a man's world and everyone fucking knows it.
  7. Are there any junior schools with a stall?................................asking for a friend
  8. Ol Bradley Walsh sure runs a fucking dangerous game show eh?
  9. I think it may have been a live burglar that fell from the roof but a dead one just after landing,sorry to be pedantic.
  10. Neil

    I Wanna Hold My Cock

    All overseen by the manager................... ....................................wait for it. ...................... .............. Brian Wankstein Ithangu
  11. Wasn't he named after the place he was conceived?...Anal Drippage would have looked silly on his pencil case
  12. Yes but the poor cunt has to go to bed with that fugly cunt with dodgy railings every night.
  13. Neil

    Hotel lobby music

    It's worse than that Drewpy......having spent the usual fortune at the bar and on grub the fact that this is with the Mrs means I'm not going to be able to do the usual of slipping one up her arse as soon as she passes out when her head hits the pillow.
  14. I type this as I sit in extreme discomfort listening to absolute fucking tosh,jazz? more like fucking aural jizz.Like a fucking bee in the ear canal.Fucking great Bose speakers churning out stuff that sounds like some deaf retard doing his best to hear just one small noise......fucking 6 and a half quid a fucking pint too,robbing cockney cunts
  15. Neil

    Sickipedia.

    You're confusing me with someone who gives a shit
  16. 'And Dave' is a shit name for a band,I fear his career may be over
  17. Neil

    Blubbing women

    I think she must have eaten all those fucking beans!
  18. Neil

    Jack's

    "Oil spill in aisle 3"
  19. Neil

    Jack's

    Is this where the saying "Jackshit" came from? Any cunt that shops in Aldi or Lidl needs a fucking good kicking the scummy cunts
  20. Neil

    Chris Evans

    I got 41 points the other day so I'd probably kick your ass..........and you'd never get in my club
  21. Neil

    Chris Evans

    Your arse must be red raw then,and you should clean the shit off your club grips before it goes crusty........Fore(skin)
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