Neil

I'm sure I heard some 15 year olds mum on the radio today saying how relieved she was that this clusterfuck has now been recognised by our already over stretched health service as a genuine condition.Fuck me sideways,this cunt should have her child removed as well as her major organs.Yet another example of someone who shouldn't be allowed to breed.Sort yourself out you useless fucking cunt of a mother.He's 25 for fuck sake,try a bit of fucking discipline and say no you cuntstick

Repeat bollocks,my nom was far better you Norfolk wanker.Im more concerned that you and I have somethng in common.....although I only have the standard 10 fingers.Back on topic,I'd shut the bitch up by ramming my rancid bell end into her squealing gob whilst fisting the life out of her already saggy ring piece.Finally,how come that these women on the whole are generally quite fuckable to the average Joe and usually wearing short skirts flashing a bit of thigh?,Equality obviously doesn't go as far as having some ugly fucking munter on there does it?.ITV are bigger cunts than the BBC in this instance.......oh and fuck off

Never got Kiss,overhyped American bollocks,any cunt that wears that much make up has got to like it up the 'arris.Motley Crew,Twisted Sister,Poison et al are all pussies not to forget the little bald mincer in Judas Priest.Ozzy would eat the cunts for brekkie

Frank,remember,you can't polish a turd

It was quite funny but then I am on the 8th bottle of San Miguel,whats your excuse?

Fucking hell Decs,Bill will be well pissed off now that you and Blubba are sucking each other off.Get a room you pair of fucking gaylords.Brown shoes? more like brown cocks

Sartorial elegance?...fuck off you look like a phone salesman...and a right cunt!

Yeah,yeah I know football's for irons,but the TV cunts have put screeching fucking women on debating the match for fucking fuck sake.I for one am not interested in listening to the cliched ramblings of some split arse who is only there to stop some silly fucking dyke piping up that there's "not enough women on TV" and to satisfy quotas to keep some knobhead spineless puppet in his job.Just fuck off my telly,I'm not bothered in what you have to say because its a mans game played by men(yeah I know..and poofs) and you know fuck all.The cunts are even invading the radio sports channels,just fuck off the lot of ya Emily Pankhurst was a cunt

Anyone who works for a franchise is a cunt anyway

I'l certainly be burying a stiff 'un very soon.

My mother-in-law just died,I'm far from fucking miserable

I'd still rather be me than you

Fucking hell and I thought I was a miserable cunt

Just cos your hamster died when you were 3 doesn't excuse your lifetime of being such a drippy cunt,get over it you soppy fucker.Maybe you shouldn't have tried to finger it's arse

This is usually when they're trying to justify why they are 25 stone and a fat fucking burger munching disgrace

Well I happen to know an ex-England captain and so called legend at his club.....mind you he is a thick as pig shit cunt and make no mistake

Seriously,even if a 7.2 magnitude hit how the fuck could anyone tell? (It's the first time in fucking years my missus felt the bed shake)

Is Withers dead?.....Im confused,top cunting by the way

I fucking would

Ok,Ok,but only from behind.

Ah,so the nom is about people who name their cars being cunts and you've named yours.....nuff said

That didn't apply to Hector though did it? The miserable fucker

The only thing he had that women wanted was loads of fucking dosh.Ugly,mullet wearing sleazeball that had more cunt than he needed......the lucky,lucky fucker

2015 Bill FFs!!....that was ages ago,you know,when you used to be funny

Usually women and usually some awful old name like Gertrude or Mabel.Its not a person you fuckwit and the only name a car needs is 'cunt' especially if it breaks down.