Neil

It' only now that my kids are over 30 that I'm starting to quite like them,they've been proper cunts up to now

What's a like?

No ,Kale proved to be underage so Jasmine got it!

When is this? How much are the tickets? Will there be chips?

Fuck me what a shock,A Decs post liked by Still Bickers and Blubba Cunt.Where exactly did I admit this 'enormous' amount of chips?. Why don't you 3 just form your own human centepede as you seem so fond of feeding off each others shit. Pass the ketchup.

If you haven't seen their advert take it from me,they are utter utter cunts,No more oven chips for me the fucking wankers

I know what your saying by i've always wondered what it'd feel like to get my balls in too.

I'd let her suck me off if only to shut the daft fucking bint up.

They locked a black bloke away for 12 months round my way for having no lights on his bike,they'd have sentenced him for even longer if it had been dark

I'm sure I heard some 15 year olds mum on the radio today saying how relieved she was that this clusterfuck has now been recognised by our already over stretched health service as a genuine condition.Fuck me sideways,this cunt should have her child removed as well as her major organs.Yet another example of someone who shouldn't be allowed to breed.Sort yourself out you useless fucking cunt of a mother.He's 25 for fuck sake,try a bit of fucking discipline and say no you cuntstick

Repeat bollocks,my nom was far better you Norfolk wanker.Im more concerned that you and I have somethng in common.....although I only have the standard 10 fingers.Back on topic,I'd shut the bitch up by ramming my rancid bell end into her squealing gob whilst fisting the life out of her already saggy ring piece.Finally,how come that these women on the whole are generally quite fuckable to the average Joe and usually wearing short skirts flashing a bit of thigh?,Equality obviously doesn't go as far as having some ugly fucking munter on there does it?.ITV are bigger cunts than the BBC in this instance.......oh and fuck off

Never got Kiss,overhyped American bollocks,any cunt that wears that much make up has got to like it up the 'arris.Motley Crew,Twisted Sister,Poison et al are all pussies not to forget the little bald mincer in Judas Priest.Ozzy would eat the cunts for brekkie

Frank,remember,you can't polish a turd

It was quite funny but then I am on the 8th bottle of San Miguel,whats your excuse?

Fucking hell Decs,Bill will be well pissed off now that you and Blubba are sucking each other off.Get a room you pair of fucking gaylords.Brown shoes? more like brown cocks

Sartorial elegance?...fuck off you look like a phone salesman...and a right cunt!

Yeah,yeah I know football's for irons,but the TV cunts have put screeching fucking women on debating the match for fucking fuck sake.I for one am not interested in listening to the cliched ramblings of some split arse who is only there to stop some silly fucking dyke piping up that there's "not enough women on TV" and to satisfy quotas to keep some knobhead spineless puppet in his job.Just fuck off my telly,I'm not bothered in what you have to say because its a mans game played by men(yeah I know..and poofs) and you know fuck all.The cunts are even invading the radio sports channels,just fuck off the lot of ya Emily Pankhurst was a cunt

Anyone who works for a franchise is a cunt anyway

I'l certainly be burying a stiff 'un very soon.

My mother-in-law just died,I'm far from fucking miserable

I'd still rather be me than you

Fucking hell and I thought I was a miserable cunt

Just cos your hamster died when you were 3 doesn't excuse your lifetime of being such a drippy cunt,get over it you soppy fucker.Maybe you shouldn't have tried to finger it's arse

This is usually when they're trying to justify why they are 25 stone and a fat fucking burger munching disgrace

Well I happen to know an ex-England captain and so called legend at his club.....mind you he is a thick as pig shit cunt and make no mistake