Neil

The only bright spot on this charity bollocks is getting a pack of blank cards through the post from some spacky fucker who has painted a picture with his gob or his plates of meat,saves me a few bob on buying the fuckers. Merry Flidmas.

So now some presenter has had to step down from his role for referring to music producer types as 'fat Jewish men'.It won't be long before every cunt will be shit scared to say anything through fear of upsetting some fat cunt somewhere.My grandad fought for fuck all and it seems he may have died in vain.Its a good job this site isn't run by Nazis.. ..........or poofs

The only fucker born in a stable that I had any time for was Red Rum.We all know why you go to church at christmas,to get your baubles handled by the clergy. Jingle bollocks all the way

I can handle the 2 days that Christmas is supposed to be,It's the 6 week cuntfest where cunts peddle this 'peace and goodwill to all men' bollocks when as Swarm pointed out not a fuck is given any other time of year.Its a religious festival which has been almost totally exploited by the greedy and 'do good' cunts.They can all get fucked except obviously at this time of year when they should all be lauded.Merry Shitmas

Get this fucking begging off my TV screen,"no-one should be homeless this christmas" or "thousands of children are to spend Christmas in hostels".....fuck off,I pay my taxes and if this government decide to spunk my money on some far flung 3rd world shithole then this is their fucking problem not mine.My family are all fine this chrimbo because I fucking make sure they'e looked after,every other fucking ponce can get fucked

Liberal cunt that looks like a geezer apart from the pink hair.Yet another double bagger

Christmas is for kids and cunts Jingle bollocks

Fuck me ,give me a fucking rest will you.The same fucking turgid,boring shit cunts year after year.What the fuck is wrong with any artist from the last 30 years in that they can't write a decent christmas song so we can ditch the same fucking playlist of 70's and 80's dreary fucking jingly fucking bollocks year after fucking year.All I want for Christmas is fucking silence

I'm not surrised,he'd have looked like an African elephant.

I don' think we can wait that long Withers so you better laugh!

Except for the gays

The average IQ of Leeds just rose slightly

I know she is a bit tanned on the outside but I would welcome the opportunity to test patch the pink bits inside

Is this nom far in enough for me to say I'd have fucked his mum?

He's a racist,press hating,rugby loving pisshead that fucks a few slutty types....whats not to like?

It was a pub run by a former Masterchef contestant and boy did he milk the fact.His full English breakfast this morning was nothing to fucking write home about either.Buttery biscuit base cunt.

Rainbow laces? I'd give out rainbow nooses

As a herb it's a bit of a cunt,overpowers every fucking thing on the plate.Just had a perfect steak dish ruined by not a lot of the cunt.Fuck off you horrible green wanker

Did someone call?

How the fuck are they supposed to distinguish him from all the other fucking friutloops up there?

I hope you pick the dirty fuckers shit up.5.30am,steaming turd in hand.Reasons to be cheerful.....not!

Never mind all that old bollocks Wolfster,head over to my latest in the music exchange and tell me that these guys aren't the dogs testicles.

Backwoods? Perhaps you need botox of the brain 'ol son

Exactly,vain Scottish prick who bullies poofs in kitchens.Despicable human cunt

Anyone (man,woman or freak)that is so vain and insecure deserves a 'Lesley Ash' fuck up.