Neil

Never mind all that old bollocks Wolfster,head over to my latest in the music exchange and tell me that these guys aren't the dogs testicles.

Backwoods? Perhaps you need botox of the brain 'ol son

Exactly,vain Scottish prick who bullies poofs in kitchens.Despicable human cunt

Anyone (man,woman or freak)that is so vain and insecure deserves a 'Lesley Ash' fuck up.

Seriously?!.....I don' know what circles you frequent but I honestly don' know any men who have.What the fuck do they have botoxed?

Zep have reincarnated

She has definitely eaten a few pies and is doing a fine impression of her sidekick in Gavin & Stacey in that fat slag Ness.I'd give it one but 3 stone has got to be shed first

Oily cunt,what a fucking wanker.Her and that cunt Corden having worked with each other have morphed into the shitest pair of insincere cunts going.Utter shit cunts

Any fucking woman no matter how pretty she is/thinks she is needs therapy.Why in the world would anyone think that bloating your chops looks good?.It looks fucking awful and ive yet to see any eoman that has improved her looks,on the contrary,they look horrible the fish faced slappers

There is no God,the bible is the result of folklore from an age where people only knew what they could see.Its the work of an early fantasist story teller that suddenly realised the power of word could have when spouting a load of old bollocks.Brainwashing at its finest,If you read about such practices today in some far flung third world shithole you'd shrug your shoulders,call them thick cunts and carry on with your day.This allegedly happened 1400 years before people were dunking witches and if they floated they were innocent for fuck sake.Obviously the human race had evolved from the God bothering times that much that this seemed normal.Stick your fucking religious bullshit up your fucking arses.God,Jesus,churches,Any religion,all cunts Bless you all

Not right no,but funny yes

If like to manfully kick them all in the cunt.The cunt has got bigger tits than his fuck ugly missus

Do what I do,fast forward to the money shot.

Crazy Horseteeth

That I am,can't let the lady get spunk in her hair,she may have just washed it, I'm not a fucking animal you know

Having said that,she'd get a length if she asked nicely,bag on head first though

The female equivalent of Tom cunting Jones,sad fucking has-beens that think they can still cut it with the 'Yoof' of today.Fuck off and die

Frank.The day she comes home with something the same colour as your corduroys I may take your advice.Thank you

To sexually harrass that you' d need a fucking JCB to lift her arse cheek

In public yes,they are cunts.Together with cunts that blow their bugle like the last fucking post.Indoors it' another matter. Nothing better than giving it the best,sputtering blast you can,clears the shit out in one go and scares the cat shitless

And you'd have thought a 12 year olds request to bust his nut over someones arse cheeks would have been right up the cunts street

They fucked me off too,I thought 'Strictly Cum Facials' was a fucking winner as well

At this rate the cunts wont have any programmes left to show,taking the moral high ground is a bit fucking late you cunts.Bury your head in the sands for decades and now overreact to any little slag who didn't get what she's hoped for when she comes crawling out of the woodwork.The phrases 'Pot,Kettle & Black & 'Closing the stable door after the horse has bolted' spring to mind,those pervy,hypocritical cunts aren't getting another fucking bean out of me

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