Neil

Fuck me sideways!,shes gone and bought four tops to go out for an evening meal."which one do you like?",any one of them that you fucking like,tried them all on one by one,different shoes for each outfit,different bag for each outfit,when will it fucking end?. "Which one makes me look the thinnest?"...er,none of 'em.you can't hide a fucking arse that big with just clothes,fucking sure I've got a spare tarpaulin on the van.

You're welcome

Good job he hadn't grown another finger,seven fingers on one hand looks really weird

Is it just Norfolk at the moment or is every cunting council digging up our roads?.It seems every 5 miles is a temporary set of lights,45 minute journeys turn in to an hour and a fucking half.Just fuck off and dig up some other cunts roads will you,preferably Suffolk and dont forget to bury every cunt that resides there before you backfill.

I think it should be registered as a disability,creepy cunts

Christmas ads on the 6th November.. ..just fuck right off!

Ban the fucking things,its only chavs that buy the cunting things anyway.Punkers loves a rocket up the arse

You stupid cunt,everyone knows they only fuck lurchers and Jack Russells

You know the cunts,telling you something that they find amusing and finishing their sentence 'laughing' the final words at you.Any story that these cunts tell is not funny at all otherwise they wouldn't be able to actually say the fucking words ,utter cunts

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Go on then you smooth talking fucker

Yep,they proved to be a proper banana skin for John

I kid you not

After Celtic were beaten by lowly Inverness Caledonian Thistle 'Super Cally go ballistic,Celtic are atrocious'

I have standards,albeit lower than a snakes belly but no!

"yeah?" at the end of a line boils my piss,"I was out the other day yeah?","there was this fucking crash yeah?" "fuuuuckin' claret everywhere yeah?"...........you're a cunt yeah?

Yeah,sorry about that,just fucking pissed off with all these cunts coming out of the woodwork.33 police officers now saying they were abused by a former doctor and payouts have exceeded 1/4 of a million quid.Whatever happened to lumping any cunt that crossed you?,now all the pussies want to do is whine and moan.If every cunt who once tried it on with a tart was now pulled up we'd have more cunts on the inside than outside.Just get fucked you prissy cunts

I've just read "School defiant after bonfire arson".......can there really be such a thing?

Stephen Hawking went on a wheelchair ballroom dancing date once,they found him curled up in the middle of the dance floor,the bitch stood him up Spack off

When's he going to come 'out ' that's what I want to know,queer as a bottle of crisps

Too many of these cunts around,ready to play the victim when given a bit of clog or upset over some trivial bollocks that has happened to them.Grow some bollocks you wimpy cunts,if you cant take it dont fucking give it,especially some cunts on here....yes,I mean you,you fucking poof

A proper bobfoc

So,we've just been away for a couple of days and what does the silly fucking cunt do now?,turns the fucking heating off completely!,just turn the thermostat down to 16 or so to take the chill off you dozy cunt but no,off completely so that I come back home to Ice Station Zebra and have to have the heating on full for about 4 hours to bring it back up to something like normal.Fuckwit.

I'm all ready for the little cunts

Thick as pig shit chavvy cunts who were handed a 'winning' scratchcard whilst in tenerife that entitled them to a free holiday,turns out it cost them over 2 grand and then they were connned into laying out another 5 grand for what they thought was 10 years of free holidays but turned out to be the privelage of using a free website to search for holidays.Greed drove them on and greed kicked them in the cunt,fucking good job you stupid fucking cunts.I think that they're scottish which makes it even fucking funnier.Ginger cunts