Neil

But you're used to wanking over men aren't you?

The only thing I'd like to serve the cunt is his own entrails served on a brioche

As I assume this is not a live broadcast can I say that it's a shame that some off his tits dago didn't stab this cunt while he had the chance.

This nom could be re-titled 'women footballers'...........shut the fuck up you whiney bitch

If that's an 'after she needs a fucking refund,money can't buy you everything then?

Just googled it,wouldn't fucking touch it with yours.Pictured with her chavvy cunt boyfriend leaving a Toby Carvery which says so much more about the cunt than I ever could

Freddie Starr ate my hamster

Erm no,everything I did I did for her

Google Georgina Burnett,I'd give that a warm front

Aaah that video,an early deposit in the old wank bank

Slide Away is a particular favourite and a few others admittedly tick the boxes but they've been and gone and Liam thinking he's still got it is bollocks,A forty -something with an attitude is just a little bit embarrassing.Time for the dickhead to grow up.My Sabbath t-shirt is in the wash

Thanks Mickey Most,I bet you like Steps too

Well done,7 hours it took but I was waiting for some cunt to post this,admittedly I thought it would be one of the other cunts but congratulations you win.Enjoy your prize of a bleach cocktail,ice makes it taste better.Knob

Fucking pissed off with this talentless Thunderbird puppet bouncing around all over the news at the moment.i swear he's on strings the way he bobs his fuck ugly head and shoulders.Does he not realise that he's old news and he should fuck off out of my beady eye(see what i did there?)and sink back into his manc shithole.You were fucking shit when with your slightly more talented brother so Just remind yourself how shit you are on your own.Whining nasal droning mono-browed cunt.You're a cunt,definitely not maybe.

It's called a patio,mine is 5 torsos long by 8 torsos wide.

If you don't live on a ranch in New England and you have decking you are a grade one cunt,next time you walk on it and do the splits I hope you lose vital internal organs and die slowly. Damp boards resemble walking on ice and it looks fucking shit.This is England so just concrete your garden you dopey cuntwad.

Still better than Skegness

Not as bad as leftie cock smoker Bragg,I had an uncle that played......for Red Star Belgrade,do me a fucking favour

Just how I like my women

Don't worry Pen,they never suited you anyway

Since when did a blow job behind a tapas bar and a face full of spunk constitute a 'proper ' romance?.....now if he'd told her he was about to splooge and came on her tits and offered her a tissue I'd have likened it to a Mills and Boon love story

She's at work

I was bored

Thread repeating cunts Cunts!