Neil

I think he mis-typed his name,should have read Rastus Cocksmoke

Fuck me BDS,don't you have an 'off' button?

Still on the red Smarties I see,have you ever heard the saying less is more?,in your case this doesn't apply to your IQ.

Promising start,just don't fall into BDC's moronic abuse repartee trap and you may last a good while Oh and by the way, fuck off you fucking flid

I think Punkers must have been in London for the weekend and shat out a large spunk ball that he has accumulated over the last few years of rent-boy dalliance

Shaving for ops or tattoos are exempt,for vanity means you're a cunt

Some Spanish footballer (iron) has had to withdraw from a Champions League match tonight because after shaving his legs he has developed a pimple that has turned poisonous and he can't pull his socks up,what a fucking raging pooftah.The only thing a real man has to shave is his chin,any cunt that shaves any other part of their body is a batting for the other side and deserves a butt fucking from the biggest girl footballist of all...Ronaldo,as bent a cunt as you could ever find running around a pitch.Can you imagine Peter Storey,Norman Hunter or Dave McKay doing it,those cunts would have played with a fucking broken leg(a big fuck off hairy one)

I can confirm that this is a euphemism,she always 'goes a strummin' when pissed up on Rioja.You wait till she 'smashes the pinata',very messy

Was I being too presumptuous?...jeeez you must be one sick cunt

Dear BDS AKA Bent Dire Shitcunt Allow me to introduce myself,I am the sites resident perv and having just logged on after a 4 day wanking and leching session I find myself having to read some absolute fucking bollocks in every single one of your posts,not one single cunt pic (except your own).I think you will be gone very soon along with the other mongs who came on here all guns blazing and making themselves look like absolute bell ends.The sunshine bus leaves the end of the road about 4.30,please be on it,those windows won't clean themselves

Marriage is a cunt The church is a cunt God is a cunt Religion is a cunt Punkape's a cunt

...or the midnight garden,that was fantasy bullshit too

Tell her to beat it! Oh just fuck off

...or Tesco Express

More like Thomas The Tank Engine

Probably the most you could ever hope for you tedious cumfart

Decs is fucked off because he's the only one that drives a car with windscreen wipers on the inside. I love a nice vulva.....Volvo!...fucking predictive text!

Don't forget the 15 year old due to drop her chavvy a week before her 16th birthday,the irony of her 32 year old mum saying "I don't want her to make the same mistakes I did",fucking slags breed slags.What about the fake eyebrows?,shows like these make me glad i'll be dead in 10 years time.

Now there a fucking oxymoron if ever there was one,It'd be easier to knit fog

The cunts are only whingeing cos their ganja got wet

Dirty shit cunt's not my type,however ,this beauty needs fucking right up http://www.edp24.co.uk/news/crime/norwich-woman-stole-babies-identities-and-claimed-they-were-sick-or-dead-in-attempt-to-get-money-1-5182512

Last time I used wallpaper it was to do the the hallway and stairs,as I lived in a mirror image semi I asked the neighbour how many rolls he purchased to do his,"seven" he said. When I'd finished I had 3 fucking rolls left over,when I saw him next I said "oi,i've got 3 fucking rolls left over" "so have I" he said.Cunt! Now thats 60's humour

This is a trick shower surely?..thats not water in those pipes

If you're gonna plagiarize at least give credit to John Sullivan

Mildly amusing you soppy fucking Norfolk spunk receptical