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Neil

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  1. Neil

    New Doctor Who

    John Barrowman ......that cunt is bent enough.Theyll have to rename it the Turdis
  2. Neil

    New Doctor Who

    You just know those Beeb cunts are gonna give it to either Idris Elba or some poof if not a tart,probably some shit cunt like that fucking comedienne(sic) who does the foul mouthed nan,can't remember her fucking name
  3. Neil

    New Doctor Who

    Everyone's favourite Doctor is the one they grew up with,when you get to 13 and realise it's fucking bollocks the magic is over.............John Pertwee by the way
  4. Neil

    New Doctor Who

    Doctor Who? Fuck off
  5. I think its probably Punkers favourite film.......eh?,sorry I thought it said 'Transpotting'
  6. Neil

    2017 Death Toll

    See,even pretending to be a poof gives you cancer,benders beware
  7. Neil

    So

    Well fuck me,like the boy who needed orthopaedic shoes I stand to be corrected.Thank you so much for pointing out my error,I'm off for a wank.
  8. Neil

    So

    Where the fuck has this fucking practice come from of when having been asked a question the cunt starts with "So............." before answering?,hearing it more and more,It's as bad as "can I get" or "yeah,no..........". So,just fuck off!
  9. There is no doubt whatsoever that Trump is a colossal cunt and that the American top brass are putting their heads in their hands each time the fucking prick opens his mouth but if you think this sort of thing doesn't go on then your live in cuckoo land.Im sure it happens when it deemed necessary and anything that can keep us one step ahead of the brainwashed cunts is acceptable in my book. The lily liveried lefties who want to prosecute a soldier for murder during a war are the ones I'd fucking torture,namby pamby cunts
  10. Come on luv,it wouldn't hurt to put on a bit of lippy,a push up bra and pair of red stilettos,there's more chance of increasing business if you wouldn't mind looking like you'll bang like a barn door in a force 9.Funny how it's only the fug ugly munters who have a problem with it,actually it's fine if you want to dress like a geezer it's only the busty ones worth gawping at. Any women out there that have never used their tits for gain?..no ? Thought not It's a man's world so fucking deal with it sugartits
  11. If you can spread cancer with your spunk,my wank socks must have Hodgkinsons Myeloma by now
  12. Neil

    Judith Lathlean

    Not after Punkers has been there!
  13. Neil

    Judith Lathlean

    .....and a diamond encrusted butt plug
  14. It does too,i'll vouch for that.Given that the ad at the moment states that 1 in 2 will cancer sometime in their life how the fuck do we know what,why and where?.Living a worry free life might give you half a fucking chance so best to ignore the cunts.
  15. It's just been confirmed by the World Health Organisation that as well as burnt toast,roast spuds and parsnips breathing gives you cancer,oh and also walking,sleeping,working and maybe voting conservative......just fuck off!!
  16. Neil

    Judith Lathlean

    £140 grand? I'd fuck it!
  17. Neil

    Donald trump

    Has no-one shot this cunt yet?
  18. Teaching Arse Open Rimming?
  19. 6 years probation just for being a fat thick fucking northerner seems a bit harsh,did you have to wear a tag for THAT long?
  20. Just the mention of foreskins and old Punkers gives out a like,have you popped back in your closet or are you going to hit me with an amazing piece of repartee?.I suspect foreskins have been a large part of your life thus far you cock smoking fucking faggot poof
  21. Still going for that sainthood I see
  22. Not sure if there's a word cunty enough to describe these fucking cunts but I hope the inmates of whichever prison takes them exact the mother of all revenge shitstorms on their despicable arses.Cunting fucking cuntsticks.
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