Neil

That is the epitome of a drunken shit faced piss soaked cunt stick

...........m'lud

Lock the fucking slag up,fucking whore deserves to do 2 1/2 years in return.

Talentless little poof,fuck off and depersonalise your existence

And she wiped away the 'tears' as she apologised,never mind lily,you'll soon be back in your chavvy gucci/armani clad world safe from all those nasty people. False cunt

Thanks,I don't know why but I'm in a rather romantic mood today

When the fucking fuck did it cost a fucking quid to pump your fucking tyres up?....and a quid for a squirt of fucking water! Robbing cunts

I'd still ruin it

PunKers only uses it when its preceded by" can you put your" and followed by "my arse"

The craze for saying "top top player" or similar when the cunt speaking can't use super cos it sounds like you're a bigger cunt......"Punkapes a top top cunt" ,see,it doesn't sound right....hold on,does it?

Couldn't get any fucking worse

Do you think that when he tries to fart there's just a 'pffffffffft' from his face?

Was he that gay butcher?...the fucking mincer

Fucking great band

Friction from your ring piece whilst being butt fucked by mandingo

You are not missing anything but Punkape is light of a few chromosomes

Used to like the programme but some of the 'alternative' shite he has on now is fucking dire.Probably some pc fuckwit making sure there's a full quota of world music heard so as not to upset anyone.If I wanted to listen to fucking bongos and tribal bollocks I'll go to Birmingham. Tom Parker was a cunt

Oh I dunno,that Trump cunt is fucking hilarious

Surely it can't be as fucking pc as the last leg...unfunny AND spazzy

Who did they replace him with? Harry 'unfunny cunt' hill

That is one unfunny shit fest,Andy Parsons is as funny as cancer of the bollocks and the Irish cunt is is a smug arsewipe

I take it back,I'd rather save the newts,you can fuck off back to the bog that you inhabit

Some cunts are easily amused eh?

Anyway Punky,I'm sat at the golf club waiting to play 18 holes,shorts and sports socks on,plus fours are for cunts....what colour are yours? Fore!

Anything that gets a woman to get her baps out in public is fucking fine by me,the fact that they're bigger than usual is a bonus Fuck off