Neil

I tell you what's really a cunt,I bought an XC90 auto and they've got a 'geartronic' box,why?? I'll drive it in auto because that's why I bought it but I'll be fucked if I'm going to slip it into 'manual' (albeit without having to use a clutch) and have to change the gears!,fucking Swedish cunts

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GypkmEUhHvQ Here you go,3.10 in and a hirsute fanny in your face,for fucks sake dont google 'Doggy style' if youre looking for a grooming parlour for your mutt!

Isn't that what they call Rooney's missus' fanny?

Harbour master?,what ever the fuck next? caviar jars that are tough to open,The price of gold leaf?,Service charges for my Bugatti Veyron?,Lack of interest rates in my swiss bank account?,Yacht mooring fees?,this corner is getting more cuntish by the week,toodle fucking pip.

I cannot use the word cunt enough to describe these.....er?......cunts,being allergic to their sting that big fucker would probably end my days if it did me,proof that God is a cunt,why produce these horrible stripey cunts in the first place you bustard. Mind you,if he could just send a swarm over to calais for a couple of hours......

The excuse I'd use is "I've got to plug both holes sweetheart otherwise you'll drown"

should that be consultant urologist?

Fork lift driving is one step up the ladder to bog cleaning,I should know I've got 3 of the cunts in my not too distant family,and they live in Lincolnshire....cunts,hope I never see 'em again.Amazing how cunts breed even bigger cunts

You can't lose your virginity to your pet,it doesn't count

Or L7,at least we got to see her snatch!

Easyjet? Spain? Fucking hell Billy boy,I had you down as someone a little bit higher up the social scale,bet your West ham shirt blended in beautifully.

The northern one with big tits is the only one that could have given me a chubby but as soon as she spoke the button mushroom returned,wouldn't have minded trying to change the scousers mind and try to get her back on solids but that was 20 fucking years ago,wouldn't get a rise on with any of 'em these days,who's gonna sponsor the tour,the kennel club?

All landlords are cunts,buying up property and denying the yougsters a chance to get on the property ladder,greedy cunts that buy loads of houses are the biggest cunts.No matter how many houses they own or how rich they get they still spend fuck all on the place and when they do the cunts fiddle the costs so they can make even more out of the tenants,fucking hate them all,why the fuck should people be able to buy more than one house?,selfish parasitic cunt bags one and all!

I'd have actually gone to school if I could have looked at that and I'm fucking sure I'd have got an A star for wanking but alas we had Miss Smith who made Dawn French look hungry and Mrs Gregg who made Katy Hopkins look like a choir singer,If it wasn't for Mrs Gunter(fnar,fnar) I wouldnt have started tugging till iIleft school.I'm fucking sure Mr Rose wanted to fuck me but thankfully the dandruff ridden rent boy hung his fucking self shortly afterwards thus saving the prosecution service another paedo nonce case hitting the headlines.

Anyone who pays more than a score for some bins is a cunt full stop

Parkinson ,vorderman,bacon cuntsticks of the highest calibre but no one outcunts that jug eared cunt bomb Lineker,how he can prostitute himself to those Walker wankers and do whatever they ask is greed beyond comprehension,have you no pride you cunt?

Every cloud.........the worlds ivory shortage solved in one easy go,That cunt God works in mysterious ways,A bad week for dentists all round

The weather like everything else in Britain is fucking shit,throw another asylum seeker on the fire someone

Dont mind a bit of 'cash in hand' meself!

you should just be happy living here in good 'ol 1985

that's Jethro tull down on his arse by the sounds of it

We also made a hero of a bald black bloke years ago who wore luminous washing up gloves and stood on grapes hill and directed the traffic all day with a fucking big inane grin on his face,Marigold they called him.....genius! https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=evgIx_Xah7I This is him in action and believe me he doesn't do fuck all else!

http://www.eveningnews24.co.uk/news/donations_come_in_for_puppet_man_as_businessman_apologises_for_pouring_water_on_stereo_1_4173170

If it was the other way round we would probably have at least 3 London boroughs resembling Beirut by tomorrow night,"you silly moo!"

It's already full of cunts, we don't need anymore thanks so the lot of you can fuck off somewhere else,try essex ,most of you cunts will blend in perfectly