Neil

nice tits,shame about the bollocks

That's the sound I hear when I fart in the bath

Its time the cunts came home anyway,their houses must be filthy by now

What a fucking waste, tell the cunt to hang on til winter and he can donate himself to the nearest old folks home,keep a few wrinklys warm for hours he will,the cunt preaches compassion for the elderly,perhaps he can take a few of his noncy mates with him

oh for fucks sake!,is it possible to unsee something you horrible cunt!

Ironic that they have a semi to look forward to when most of 'em are not interested

"You faakin' talking bout me you cunt?"

1 minute 24 seconds of waiting for the lights to get into place and then the self titled best rock star ever opened his fucking big gob...'click' fuck off you cunt

Managed 1 minute 25 seconds just to confirm Kanye west is a cunt

Heard this on radio 2 this morning,made me think of you cunts.After listening to this I think i'd rather ram broken bottles into my ears than go through it again https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WaVTxiPBJgM

I see Stephen Hawking has stood Michael Eavis up,something that could never happen in reverse

to my shame I have to admit to going out of my way to watch the kiddie fiddling aussie shit cunt as well,The crowd was fucking heaving too,I bet most of them now would like to rape him anally instead of singing along to 'tie me kangaroo down',the horrible beardy weirdy nonce

they have to get their yeast from somewhere

Can you imagine if you had to sit next to the fat cunt on a plane?(he's on the left by the way,I'm on a diet!)

I work for a builder like this,He's never fucking heard of a volume button.Silly o'fucking clock he's like Timmy Mallet on speed,"Goooood morning men,how are we on this glorious day" etc etc all at a pitch that would shatter windows better than a blitz re-enactment.Does my fuckin' nut in,I'd like to ram a 5 metre 4" x 2" generously scattered with rusty nails right up his stench trench,the noisy happy fucking cunt

Thick as shit ex footballer wants to be Mayor of London,We,ve already got a shit for brains posh cunt so I dont suppose he could do much worse but what a dilusional fuckwit.If brains were dynamite the cunt wouldnt have enough to blow his hat off.fuck off cunty bollocks and learn how to speak properly.

Arrested by the short arm of the law,apparently he was a porn star,had an arm like a babies cock

Yep,apparently six of 'em weren't happy

They had to taser the nut job that beheaded that poor woman last year 6 times so on a scale of nut jobbery I reckon 1 for being a shit chucking loony tune and 1 for being a short arse with small man syndrome is about right

I'm no Sherlock but I feel Gurt is anything but a new cunt,for someone to come crashing in here so opinionated and rather full of himself seemingly very well 'up' on some long term members strengths/weaknesses I reckon hes a previous cunt in disguise.By the way,anyone heard from Jazz lately?

quite literally he'll be singing "see me,feel me,touch me,heal me"

I bet he wont get fooled again

There you go Sticks me 'ol mucker,PC enough for yer?

A famous actress recently put a story online that her 8 year old son had said to her "when I'm older mummy will I have a girlfriend?" And then apparently said "or maybe I may have a boyfriend,which would you like me to have mummy?",this particular mother thought that was really cute.now I don't see that as 'normal' but it is spreading through everyday life as if that's no problem.i know a lot of people don't see that as a big deal and perceive my stance as 'the problem'.they're entitled to their stance and I'm entitled to mine.i won't cross their lives if they stay the fuck out of mine.All I know that if I was out for a beer and came across 3 pubs,one for those who don't know,one for dykes and shirt lifters and a regular 'norm' establishment then I know which two I'm giving a wide berth.if that makes me wrong and archaic sounding then tough titty,I'm sure I'm not the only one who dislikes woofters and trans benders or whatever they call them

Yep,there's a lot worse things I could be,deal with it fuckface