Neil

Dont get me wrong I realise that a lot of towns & cities have their 'flavellas',I was working in a certain part of Norwich today that consisted of a chavvy supermarket,Coral,cash converters,money transfer shop,One stop,bakers and shit loads of charity shops all situated next door to a health/medical centre where the mobility scooters outnumbered the teenagers pushing prams(just!).10 o'clock signalled the first piss head falling over outside the bookies before being helped into the shop for another bottle of white lightning.I realise the biased view these progs portray and I assume its not too difficult to persuade some little smack head to act up for the price of a fix.I therefore retract my previous instructions and would like to suggest a 5 minute warning for said bombing,thus giving the chance for the decent,fit humans to jump into their cars and flee leaving the fat,agoraphobic salad dodgers and spaced out fuckwits to burn.

Merthyr Shitville,fat,toothless,lazy fucking oiks with TV's bigger than their shit filled gardens.Bomb the fucking place and build a fucking incinerator and put every fucking wastrel money grabbing ,overweight,drug taking shitcunt in it,Wales? more like fucking Whales!

A pro he may be as indicated in his subsequent posts but having read his initial rant again I think he must have suffered a temporary lobotomy.I now realise that my replies will be under scrutiny from the grammar nazis so just like the boy who wears orthopaedic shoes "I stand to be corrected'

Touchy cunt.......did you get out of the wrong side of your pit this morning?.......spaces offend you? you need to see a quack,I think you've fucking gone mate.cuckoo,cuckoo

'arsehole' 'an' idiot 'their' experience..........cunt!

My daughters got one but she's not a cunt!....mind you,It is a fucking heap of shit(the car not her,cunts)

Add Ray winstone to that list of cockney cunts.Scum was good back in the day and he's fucking dined out on that one film his whole career,44 inch chest is possibly the biggest pile of shit to ever have hit celluloid.He and dyer just try to out cockney each other all the fucking time,D'ya know wot I fakkin' mean like......jellied eel eating cunt geezers

Oi you!.. Cunt in the shitty fucking 54 plate ford fiesta in the outside lane of the A12 today,just cos you're doing 70 doesn't mean that no one wants to go past,sitting there in your heap of Dagenham shit, I have a right to go whatever fucking speed I like,I'll deal with the consequences,I don't need you to fucking police me you snaily cunt,MOVE out of the way you prick or I'll ram my T6 right up your rear pipe you cunt!

Well played Theo

Agreed...but his brothers a funny cunt.

you've had you're time in the limelight as a footballer but now you're a failed manager with a big chip on your shoulder,anyone who fails at Celtic MUST be shit,I don't think there is one football supporter in this country that would be bothered what colour their manager is if he bought success to their team,fuck me,there's enough black players idolised every week yet he still bangs on about the ratio of black to white managers,wait till Chris Ramsey takes QPR down at the end of the season and Barnes will again get on his soapbox.i think you'll find John that the reason he's gonna get sacked is that he 'ain't very good at his job,fuck all to do with what colour his skin is,now fuck up and fuck off you cunt

Within hours of the news breaking of a fatal plane crash these scummy cunts can be found at the destination airport of said plane taking photos of grieving relatives and friends pushing and shoving in the hope that they'll get a really heartbreaking pic of some poor fucker in abject grief just to boost their portfolio of cuntery,send the fuckers up in the air and shoot the cunting plane out of the sky!

That my friend is on the panel of the Football Association and campaigns for more women & blacks in senior positions within the organisation.............quite literally,a woman with balls!

What do you expect from the Beeb when some cunt is making the decision to put Thomas Hitzelsperger on as a MOTD pundit purely based on the fact that he's a sausage jockey in the vain hope of trying to claw back some 'guilt' points amassed by Saville and his cronies,the delightful Heather Rabbatts is their latest 'chosen one' in an attempt to keep things balaced(?) although which category she/he/It comes under I 'ain't got a clue......televisual cunts!

And on that bombshell.......

They can all fuck right off,crocodile tears from 'c' listers who cant wait to get back home to their own 'cribs' full of fuck loads of over priced brand named tat that they could live without but choose to buy to keep up with the joneses and maintain street cred.Two-faced waste of skin cunts who value handbags & watches more than life itself,if you're that fucking concerned about some far off despot ruled shitpit then stay over there and live the fucking dream.Cunts!

Which thick cunt decided it a good idea to bring the virus over here?..genius,lets import a potentially world ending epidemic to our small island and see if we cant spread the cunt around!...just bury the plague ridden cunt in the god forsaken shithole that he got it from.

Cunts

Judging by the speed the tickets sold out there are a lot of 'twats' about,no,I didn't buy the new album but I did listen to it and yes there is an argument that it is a record company screwing the fans yet again but as for dissing the man I don't think you can deny his contribution to music over the last 50 years so easily.So fuck you and now get dressed in your favourite Bros T-shirt and put on your Steps greatest hits CD and take the whole box of anti-depressants that you are so obviously on.

Oh fuck!...I'll just drink another bottle of red and await the abuse....cunts all of 'em

I thought ticket touting was illegal,how come these cunts can miraculously have loads of Dave Gilmour tickets available at £160-£250 just an hour after they were available online at 70 quid!,€47 for Verona and Florence where I wanted to go and now five times that on their UK site. I fucking hate these parasitic cunts and hope they fucking get Ebola the fucking cunts!

Blame the doctors,can't wait to pin a label on some self pitying cunt and bleed yet more resources from our health and benefit system lazy cunts just look for an excuse not to have to join the real world,if I was a doctor I'd prescribe a large dose of 'man the fuck up'.....and a length of rope

These cunts don't even know they've been born,claiming they've got adhd or whatever bollocks they call it,"boo hoo,I'm bi-polar" fuck off you cunts! I've just watched a programme about germany invading Russia,take a look at what people had to endure you fucking 'silver spoon' cunts."ooh I'm so depressed,there's no future blah blah blah".. Only things you have to worry about is how your gonna fund your next weed purchase,your depressed cos your neighbours got a bigger telly than you,fuck off and top yourself and do us all a favour,depressing cunts!

She'd have been gutted if it was me,the oncology nurse a few years back took care of 'ol lefty,what the fuck would she do with one?.It'd look pretty stupid as an earring,I suppose it would have ended up in a jar with the other fucker!

Not the first time the slut has been on her back surrounded by a load of black men,dirty fucking bitch....I'd still lend the crusty 'ol bint one though