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Neil

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  1. Neil

    Shit in our food.

    Beaver has always tasted good to me
  2. People pretending they've got cancer?.Sounds like some cunt on here.
  3. I think everyone is missing the point here.If there were no fucking poofs or dykes none of this would have happened.Cunts
  4. Neil

    Dr What!

    Er indoors insisted on watching this today,first scene,mixed race couple with black son,2nd scene woman copper,3rd scene woman train driver............she's now paused it to make tea(good girl) but I'm a little wary of what box will be ticked next.A dalek with lippy on?, Cybermen skipping down the street singing shanties about ramming double dildo's up each other.Probably a rag headed Medusa waiting in the wings to destroy the planet,never fear,Doctor Who will probably come to the rescue,lets hope its not rag week.
  5. I'd like to bake the cunt for 2 hours gas mark 6
  6. Exactly,other blokes can be proper arseholes.I know how to treat a tart/bird/slapper
  7. Did you get mixed up with writing your Christmas wish list when making this nom?
  8. My note would have read "count to 10 then open"......."sorry,I just spunked on your shoes,you may want to wipe it off before attempting to walk,stay safe!"
  9. Fucking slags all of 'em,jail the cunts for perjury ,Ulrika Johnson for a fucking start.
  10. Womens american footie is worth a wan.........er look
  11. Give them their own channel on TV and radio and that way ill never have to tune in and listen to their fucking bullshit or watch their inferior performances.
  12. I've just had a particularly explosive wank and now I have jizz hands.Does that count?
  13. Neil

    CERN

    Wow,woman invents communication between 2 devices without wires!.....whoopy fucking do
  14. I assume the road was closed for quite some period? I'll get me wings.
  15. Neil

    CERN

    Fuck off,It's a man's world and everyone fucking knows it.
  16. Are there any junior schools with a stall?................................asking for a friend
  17. Ol Bradley Walsh sure runs a fucking dangerous game show eh?
  18. I think it may have been a live burglar that fell from the roof but a dead one just after landing,sorry to be pedantic.
  19. Neil

    I Wanna Hold My Cock

    All overseen by the manager................... ....................................wait for it. ...................... .............. Brian Wankstein Ithangu
  20. Wasn't he named after the place he was conceived?...Anal Drippage would have looked silly on his pencil case
  21. Yes but the poor cunt has to go to bed with that fugly cunt with dodgy railings every night.
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