Neil

And she wiped away the 'tears' as she apologised,never mind lily,you'll soon be back in your chavvy gucci/armani clad world safe from all those nasty people. False cunt

Thanks,I don't know why but I'm in a rather romantic mood today

When the fucking fuck did it cost a fucking quid to pump your fucking tyres up?....and a quid for a squirt of fucking water! Robbing cunts

I'd still ruin it

PunKers only uses it when its preceded by" can you put your" and followed by "my arse"

The craze for saying "top top player" or similar when the cunt speaking can't use super cos it sounds like you're a bigger cunt......"Punkapes a top top cunt" ,see,it doesn't sound right....hold on,does it?

Couldn't get any fucking worse

Do you think that when he tries to fart there's just a 'pffffffffft' from his face?

Was he that gay butcher?...the fucking mincer

Fucking great band

Friction from your ring piece whilst being butt fucked by mandingo

You are not missing anything but Punkape is light of a few chromosomes

Used to like the programme but some of the 'alternative' shite he has on now is fucking dire.Probably some pc fuckwit making sure there's a full quota of world music heard so as not to upset anyone.If I wanted to listen to fucking bongos and tribal bollocks I'll go to Birmingham. Tom Parker was a cunt

Oh I dunno,that Trump cunt is fucking hilarious

Surely it can't be as fucking pc as the last leg...unfunny AND spazzy

Who did they replace him with? Harry 'unfunny cunt' hill

That is one unfunny shit fest,Andy Parsons is as funny as cancer of the bollocks and the Irish cunt is is a smug arsewipe

I take it back,I'd rather save the newts,you can fuck off back to the bog that you inhabit

Some cunts are easily amused eh?

Anyway Punky,I'm sat at the golf club waiting to play 18 holes,shorts and sports socks on,plus fours are for cunts....what colour are yours? Fore!

Anything that gets a woman to get her baps out in public is fucking fine by me,the fact that they're bigger than usual is a bonus Fuck off

Are you upset that they didn't use your photo?

Back on topic, our site of 7 new houses was I danger of not progressing when one morning a couple of hippy cunts with blue plastic gloves and test tubes informed us that if newts piss dna was found in a small pond at the back of the plots we would be stopped from building. I know they're are some low life human scum out there but when newts are higher in the pecking order than people I think the world is fucking fucked Fuck newts,they're usually pissed anyway

Apart from florida I thought it was a ukip rant

nah, I prefer the paler ones