Neil

Cunt,,I wanted to say that

I assume its like spending a night in Manchester,,now if you could transfer that to the outside

This is Cunts Corner,rules are for cunts.give it and take it and stop whining,anyway,was he a poof or not?

Reported......you know I have weight issues and now I can't go out in public because of your abuse,I've now got to eat a bargain bucket all by myself with the feeling of self loathing that may lead to my suicide,happy now?can you live with blood on your hands?,you nasty poof

Shut up you knob

"Cheeseburger!"

Afternoon Frank,I thought(hoped) you were dead?

old dear means 'mother' where I come from,different to the 'old lady' which means 'whinging,moany old hag thats let herself go' ie wife

I realise fine dining to some of you means Heinz ketchup on your Findus fish fingers or getting your scraps from the bins of a 4 star restaurant as opposed to a Macdonalds.Sorry to disappoint you but I ate every last scrap off my plate so no decent scrag for you again tonight,chewed burger at maccie d's it is

Just been out for a lovely meal to celebrate my old dears 85th,fucking good tucker it was too,fine dining= a night out without poor people,well worth the extra wonga just to avoid chavvy cunts Ps If this post sounds remotely like something Spunk Ape would write would admin kindly delete it and someone fucking shoot me

Just heard those USA supporters yelling 'cheeseburger' when our players hit their shots??....'get in the hole' is still fucking turgid but yelling out for your 6th meal of the day really shows what a nation of fuckwits they are

Anyone that eats food that is delivered to your house in a box deserves to die in agony,fast food is shit food and even more so when some Johnny foreigner brings it to you in his un insured Japanese old piece of shit Fuck off

Shame that didn't tie all the fucking woofters and rug munchers to it.Sales of preparation H and AA batteries would plummet overnight

I can lose weight but you will always be a gay fuckstick.

This floats my fucking boat

You're only miffed because that fiver you were promised never materialised after you sucked that black cock through a glory hole in you local park karsie.

I have not bought a paper for 30 years,seeing cunts stand outside an array of papers deciding which one to buy according to the headline boils my piss,it's either x factor or some celeb shagging bullshit.Cunts buy papers,cunts produce papers

Grubby little cunts trying to catch out other grubby little cunts.Morals that allow them to hack a dead girls phone,utter cunts.Why the fuck dont they put a sting operation on the grubby,bent businessmen and politicians because sure as fuck the amount of money involved means that some cunt is creaming off the top.Fucking sewer rats every last one of them

Actually the colour brown is an arse,the colour pink is a cunt,your 'ol woman has been lying to you all along just so you can do 'er up the wrong 'un

You're a fucking fruitcake.....a fucking poor one at that

Never heard one whistle before,grunt,slurp and blow raspberries but never whistle

This nom should read 'cunts who bring their own kids to their wedding',quite literally 'little bastards'

Oh fuck,glad I put the padlock on the shed

"Yeah(*holds arm aloft) gimme six"

Freudian slip?,you raging sausage jockey