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Wild Jack ..... Dead, isn't he?

Good point Bawsy, or doing the pancake on the Champs Élysées during rush hour.

Either works for me.

Judge for yourself, watch it for ten minutes, switch it off, never watch it again. Meaningless, meandering claptrap hosted by a viz character. How much did it cost to make, how much do they pay Mark Benton? Too fucking much, that's how much. Serves me right for turning the box on in the day.

There was me thinking everyone who went to the Millwall had their 'eads kicked in.

I know..... I just burst into spontaneous song... As is my wont, from time to time!

THEY SAY IT'S YA BIRTHDAY ........ HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YA!

Looks like a poof.

Top tip of the day!

I've never fucking heard of her.

What about the cunts who loudly drop their guts whilst having a slash. Honestly, it's just too much, I'd much rather use the ladies' toilet.

I've just received a warning.

What is it with all this footballism?

Radio 1 represents some kind of disgusting audio torture. anyone who listens to it must be a cunt.

Said ultra sonic gizmos are pretty good.

.......and don't forget, that to some I'm a moronic, power hungry wannabe who will never be. Personally, I think they are over stating my abilities, but, there we are.

To be fair Dex, the rules cover most bases. Things are pretty free and easy generally, but there is always someone who wants to push it and always someone else who wants to interfere and stir it up. Such johnnies invariably have extensive previous of general rule flouting , unpleasantness and petulant hissy fits. Others push it a bit far, end up in the cooler and then reappear somewhat reformed . There is always a certain level of acceptable shit flinging but some think they can say and do as they like, despite all reasonable overtures. They can't, it's as simple as that. The mods , especially the longer standing ones, have traditionally worked hard here to turn this from an ungovernable three ring circus into an irreverent and cynical commentary on today. There are those though who just won't co-operate. It's a shame, but there it is.

Bastards, bastards, you're all bastards.

I thought you were me?

Oh well, you never really forgave me for Jimmy Goat, did you?

Get up there and find out how it got in.... Otherwise the fucker will be back with his mates.

A few weeks ago I was stood behind a tattooed lovely in Tescos in Ponty. Her trolley had rather a lot of booze in it, a matter that caused the checkout woman to comment good humouredly.... "Are you having a party"? To which the cartoon emblazoned temptress replied... "Mind your own fucking business you nosey bitch". Oh how we laughed.

She's a healthy looking lass.

Imagine the scenes at the checkout. It will be Fucking brilliant... Oi, you fat cunt.... Fuck off you drunken witch. Never mind a bag of doughnuts versus cheap white cider. What about a bag of doughnuts AND cheap white cider. Of course, fair exchange is no robbery perhaps people ćould exchange dietary tips for sobriety tips.

What about haliborange ?. Full of Omega 3s apparently .... drop it with some St John's wort and Bob's your mother's brother.