cuntspotter

Jekkers lives in Gloucestershire which is not too far from me. I must go over and take a shit in his garden.

Don't bother. It's shut.

There is a pay pal option within.

It's a frightening thought.

Succinct.

Times are obviously tough.

Thank God for small mercies, Scotty.

Quite..... For not having his sandwiches ready! It gets better and better.

I read somewhere that Jekkers owns the format of top gear, the BBC 's flagship programme....don't know what that means but apparently he is not exactly shitting himself about what will happen next....... It turns out he sold his interest in 2012 for over £8 mill...and then signed a three year contract at that time....... I guess it won't be renewed!

Where is Keith when you want him?

Ermm......

No, he didn't.

They are if you tread on the fuckers.

I've never heard of him.

I've never heard of him.

Hello Sailor.

You've been eating too many cheese and onion, Frank.

Cheese and onion? Breakfast of champions. Out of a bowl? Pure decadence.

Hey, just lads having fun in Daddy's car!

Class, Keith.

Yes, but have you seen the state on the bastard things?

Roger Waters is a Cunt.

She's got lovely teeth.

I've just shit myself in total solidarity.

Breakfast of champions.