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Now lads... Let's try and encourage each other.

My thoughts exactly.

Whatever happened to Furio?

Hang loose, Keith.

I think we should all try to keep in his good books. He has promised to return from holidays with Maracas and bongos for all... as well as syphilis for the ladies.

Celebrated? I'm fucking dancing right here as I'm typing....... Mind you, I am busting for a slash.

That's true, Frank...... Don't forget the athlete's foot and halitosis.

Good point. Frank, our resident dissolute sophisticate, tends to utilise a limited repertoire of acerbic rejoinders which can get under the skin. He has no real favourites and sprinkles his terminal instructions liberally around the site. However caustic he may be , he tends not to bicker. He occasionally has had to be reminded and, to be fair, mostly reins himself in... Usually by taking the piss royally out of all and sundry in the process. Frank has been previously sent into purdah on a couple of occasions for exceeding the bounds of the permissible.

Private Eye... As I recall, in the early eighties , stated that he was the victim of an MI5 smear campaign.

Tough crowd, Frank.

As has been said by others previously... War Is war but business is business. There is the stink of pragmatism all over UKs relationship with this bunch. A great many ordinary people don't like it and don't understand it.

Don't worry about Frank. He's slapping his Bongos somewhere.

No, I don't know any of those odd South African dialects.

You've been visiting your relatives in Swansea again.... Haven't you?

You're not fucking kidding .... It's real entry level.... You fucking cheapskate..... Too much rum , Frank?

Where are you Londers?

Frank.. Is that a "Boston" drum kit?

Are you sharing a room with Damo?

Send Andy, he can flog 'em a couple of battleships while he's there.

Do you think they are sharing a room?

Club 18-30 beckons , Frank.

Could do with a couple of extra cymbals.

Change your hotel, Frank.

Yes, but it's like a sport, inside. It's an ongoing challenge to find new and creative ways of getting at them from the main population. They never see it coming.

It's fucking grim and no mistake. Let's hope the further enquiries identify his wider network.