cuntspotter

Nothing wrong with mr parsons. No gentleman's wardrobe is complete without a cravat.

I see.

I've never heard of her. Is she a Transexual boxing coach?

Come on Andy, lighten up a bit.

Doughnuts with halitosis ....... and a limp. It sounds like Merthyr again.

He's a bit like marmite isn't he?

Oh dear, bit miffed are we?

Maybe his hands were up.... Maybe not. Bummer for the bloke whose been shot either way. I'd be interested to know the sequence of events from his televised store robbery to his shooting. Of course, if it was Manchester, we'd have wall to wall CCTV to help us.

Yeah, the cunt was also a heavy smoker. No, I don't understand it either. I've seen these preachy fuckers all my life. :Don't do as I do ... Do as I say: ignore the fact that exercise is the latest addiction after drugs and alcohol. It's like : My life's fallen apart but I can run a half marathon. My observation? Too much of anything is unhealthy, look after your knees... We 're all gonna die!

Yes , it's true all these blokes end up looking exactly what they are.ugly old men in women's clothing.... Am I being hurtful there?

Sounds a bit uncomfortable, Drew?

I think the boys in the hood are currently burning down the local police station in gratitude.

It happened in America. They seem to be good at this sort of thing.

Aye, reet... What of it?

Ladybird, ladybird, flyaway home. Your house is on fire and your children are gone......

Aaaaaaah

No, that is not what it means. It means "easy money".

You go and tell the punchy cunt. The rev 'll hold your coat.

Yes that certainly helps.

They're awesome........ Apparently.

More chuffing, less botting.

You're right about some of them. My name's Peregrine and I am an alcoholic.

Quite right, in hindsight he was a very successful Tory fifth columnist.

Harwich for the continent!......... Clacton for the incontinent.