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Eddie

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  1. Have you seen the decrepit old fart, he resembles Wilfred Bramber from steptoe and son, only a little more sleazy.
  2. All designed to aid women drivers, as is auto park.
  3. I wouldn't be able to afford an Aston on those wages dear.
  4. And I bet my Aston Martin he is on benefits.
  5. It wasn't that complicated, have you been sniffing your bonus?
  6. Closet poof, fantasising after a few drinks. Embrace the rainbow nocti, dirty bum boy.
  7. The FA sent people to hold the brollies, our stars can't be expected to hold their own umbrellas.
  8. The FA sent brolly holders to meet our lot from the plane as our superstars can't get wet. I fucking hate the Welsh, but that's how it's done.
  9. You won't make grand wizard in our clan with that attitude. What do you think of monumental, I was thinking he is made of the right stuff, Ding's also suppressing racist views, I would welcome them both.
  10. I'm not going anywhere near that thing, all joking aside he stinks.
  11. We are in fact mental patients, dangerous and delusional with out strong meds. Currently I believe we work in Mergers and Acquisitions, although fatty thinks he works in Murders and assassinations. He really is a fat cunt
  12. The phrase 'going for a cheeky Nado's' takes my hatred to new found levels, I'm talking chris akabusi grade hate.
  13. I hope you have sickle cell.
  14. Are you that darkie from public enemy?
  15. You think you've got it bad, I was forced to change the date on my Rolex GMT2 ceramic today, it was showing the 31st, does your swatch automatically update?
  16. Are you holding your nerve quince?, I fully expect you to be homeless by Christmas.
  17. He is a real benefit to the company, especially in the summer months, the flies love him and so don't bother the rest of us.
  18. It's a care in the community work based scheme, I help where I can.
  19. We have three suited blokes in the meeting room, I can smell the desperation of a sales cunt from here. Bubbles where are you right this second you bonus, commission based tart.
  20. Only if I use the expense account, you gargantuan blob of shit.
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